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A way to make it fair would be to apply the punishments of your native country to non British passport holders if you commit a crime here.

Therefore if a sudanise person called a teddy bear Jesus here we could execute them - it only seems fair?

The problem would be that you would get the liberal do gooders (Uncle Urchin) complaining that someone might get hurt and it goes against their "human rights".

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Originally Posted By: Staines Rebel
A way to make it fair would be to apply the punishments of your native country to non British passport holders if you commit a crime here.

Therefore if a sudanise person called a teddy bear Jesus here we could execute them - it only seems fair?

The problem would be that you would get the liberal do gooders (Uncle Urchin) complaining that someone might get hurt and it goes against their "human rights".


fck me thats a first... grin

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I know!!!!!

I just spat my drink out laughing at that. That is like saying Tony Benn is right wing.

Stu is going to be worried if his "pinko liberalist" tag is being passed to the Unc.

Cheers for that Staines made me giggle.

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She's off the hook then, those two Labour Peers who went out there came up trumps.

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Glad some overpaid MP's actually earn their money, then !

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Originally Posted By: Rhodes
those two Labour Peers who went out there



Burn them! Hang them! Shoot them! Kill them! Murder their family!

etc etc...

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Originally Posted By: Stu M
Burn them! Hang them! Shoot them! Kill them! Murder their family!


bit harsh stu.....MyFc aint that bad surely... grin

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Originally Posted By: Big J R
Glad some overpaid MP's actually earn their money, then !

Actually they're not MP's, I've worked with Baroness Warsi and Lord Ahmed and they've played a blinder in getting Gillian Gibbons off the hook today.

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Originally Posted By: Rhodes
Originally Posted By: Big J R
Glad some overpaid MP's actually earn their money, then !

Actually they're not MP's, I've worked with Baroness Warsi and Lord Ahmed and they've played a blinder in getting Gillian Gibbons off the hook today.


yes.... it must have been most trying for them.... grin

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I see that Gillian Gibbons is on the plane back to Blighty 'as we speak'.

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Folks - She's home safe and sound, result!

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BREAKING NEWS !

Follwing the outcry in Sudan regarding Mohammed the Bear, Sooty has decided to cancel his forthcoming tour of Jamaica !!

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Couldn't believe it this evening - went across to our village Christmas Fair and the first Charity stall was running a competition .........you've guessed it .....

"Name the Teddy Bear"...............

Now there's a difficult one............

Several passers by made suggestions and for a charity lady, her language most certainly wasn't!affig

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Maybe Athiest, was a safe bet! tongue

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Just to show my displeasure of the Sudanese Government, I've renamed my pen1s Mohammed !



..... and tonight.........



I'm......................





going to give him....................



FOURTY STROKES !!!!!!

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Originally Posted By: Big J R
Just to show my displeasure of the Sudanese Government, I've renamed my pen1s Mohammed !



..... and tonight.........



I'm......................





going to give him....................



FOURTY STROKES !!!!!!



Fourty??

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that joke was faulty !!!


duck

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Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke
that joke was faulty !!!


duck


I take it you mean this one, Dykey ????



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Originally Posted By: Big J R
Just to show my displeasure of the Sudanese Government, I've renamed my pen1s Mohammed !



..... and tonight.........



I'm......................





going to give him....................



FOURTY STROKES !!!!!!


And we in the Brotherhood will arrange to have a whip round afterwards......

You will only be left with a bit of a prophet......

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Personally, I think Big JR would be flogging a dead horse! laugh




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