PETITION FOR STRONGBOW ON THE CLUB HOUSE PUMPS

[Brightside Bloke]

Please sign up to make Strongbow available on the pumps to us club house users.

 

1, Strongbow is only available in bottles 1 pint = approx £5.00

2, Magners by the bottle = 3.00

3, Strongbow on tap = cool refreshing drink, Allows the barstaff to sell snakebite.

4, Eco friendly (no bottles) (less cfc's to make ice)

5, Less to carry back to your table

6 Because it makes sense.

 

PLEASE ADD YOUR NAME TO THIS PETITION AND I AM INFORMED THAT IF IT HAS A GOOD RESPONSE IT WILL HAPPEN.

ALL RYMAN CLUBS SHOULD SIGN UP TO THIS SO IT'S AVAILABLE WHEN YOU COME AND VISIT US

[The Town Crier]

 

It hasn't gone unnoticed that this is your second attempt at this foolhardy action.

I would assume your efforts to gain signatures on Saturday didn't prove as fruitful as you might have hoped, I noticed a piece of paper being passed around, but it didn't look like much of a petition to me....

 

 

I think this type of behavior is totally outrageous and completely undermines the board and it's authority....

 

This kind of fan power is becoming far to prevalent in todays non-league society, what next, fans owning clubs and picking the team.

 

you're wasting your time BB, no one will be interested in your petition to bring rancid apple flavored water to this neck of the woods.

 

 

[Brightside Bloke]

TC (lol) I thought you would be one of the first to sign up?

So much for fan power eh..

That piece of paper started life as A4 (just can't get the bar staff)

 

Power to the People

[Iron Webbo]

While obviously not wishing to undermine the authority of the board, it might be of interest to the management that a keg of cider does last for ages in one's cellar.

 

That said, it'll never catch on though

[The Town Crier]

[quote=Iron Webbo that a keg of cider does last for ages in one's cellar.

 

 

EXACTLY, IW, No one drinks the stuff, I cant see this petition working, I'd be very surprised if he gets half a dozen votes

[Brightside Bloke]

8 and counting

[Bitch]

Warning from an Angel

 

Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce

toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the

pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs Claus told Santa her Mother was coming

to visit, which stressed Santa even more.

 

When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were

about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out,

Heaven knows where. Then, when he began to load the sleigh, one of the

floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys

were scattered. So, frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of

apple cider and a shot of rum.

 

When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drank all the

cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped

the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all

over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had

eaten all the straw off the end of it.

 

Just then the doorbell rang, so an irritated Santa marched to the door,

yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big

Christmas tree. The angel said very cheerfully, “Merry Christmas,

Santa. Isn’t this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where

would you like me to stick it?”

 

And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.

[The Town Crier]

Originally Posted By: Brightside Bloke

8 and counting

You'll fall down if you have any more...

[Ian Blockhead]

To be fair to BB the petition was the size of a postage stamp (it was all Mick would allow) and only 4 managed to squeeze their names onto it. Having said that a notable scalp was obtained in Mrs TC! Surely one Mrs TC is worth hundreds of normal signatures?

[Brightside Bloke]

Whoops you noticed.. That's that Bl@ody Magners for ya.

[Keith.P]

BB ? Has this "vote" been sanctioned by Brussels ? If not i can only foresee those beauracrats pulling the plug on the autois stella pump

[jl]

Mrs JL is partial to a drop of strongbow, so on those grounds I have to say NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Brightside Bloke]

Sexist JL?

[jl]

No BB

 

Notwantingthemissusdowntheclubhousetoooftenist.

[GazzaBTFC]

I would prefer some Real Ale...

[Brightside Bloke]

Seems you have been at the Magners also.

[Iron Webbo]

Originally Posted By: GazzaBTFC

I would prefer some Real Ale...

Now ya talking.

[Brightside Bloke]

I agree with you Gazza,

Can i suggest you vote in a positive nature and then start your own Poll.

[GazzaBTFC]

BB, I would love to but I do understand what it takes to keep the stuff (because of it's natural goodness) and do we have enough people that will drink it?

 

The answer to the last bit of the question is no. Would be nice if we could obtain some bottled real ale...Badgers English Gold would do me. A bouquet of cut grass and a refreshing after taste, I would gratefully sink more than a couple of those and have Mrs. C drive.

 

Yes, I drink Magners but only 'cos it comes in a nice big bottle and as I don't drink that much, it lasts me all afternoon (or evening).

 

As for this poll, the less cider there is in the world...

 

 

[Keith.P]

When does the polling station close ?