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The Categories are:

Best Wind up Merchant

Biter of the Year

Gayer of the Year

Funniest Poster

Minx of the Year

Best Rant

Funniest Quote of the Year.

Best Reeler in

The Banter King

The Worst Banterer.

The Award Ceremony will be held early in the new year.

Person you would most like to attend a match with.

Could you post your nominations below.



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My nominations so far are:

Best Wind Up Merchant - Rhodes

Biter of the Year - Coachie

Funniest Poster - Greg Dyke

Best Reeler In - Uncle Urchin

Gayer of the Year - Kaiser Jnr

Best Rant - Onebreast after the Enfield game

The Banter King - Urchin Mentalist

Minx of the Year - *****







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Originally Posted By: cantos
The Categories are:

Best Wind up Merchant Rhodes bow

Biter of the Year Spartans & Romfords

Gayer of the Year Probably Kaiser & Smallsy together, and occasionally Cantos grin

Funniest Poster Cantos makes me larf a lot biglaugh

Minx of the Year Annie bounce

Best Rant Onebreast when the lights did/didnt go out :applause:

Funniest Quote of the Year. Still deliberating on that one...

Best Reeler in Uncie cheerleader

The Banter King Uncie & Mental happybouncer

The Worst Banterer. So many...

Person you would most like to attend a match with. Mental for the fun factor laugh

The Award Ceremony will be held early in the new year.

Could you post your nominations below.



I'll get back to you with the others dance

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Best Wind up Merchant = Rhodes

Biter of the Year = Ian Sanderson

Gayer of the Year = Smallsy

Funniest Poster = Taffy_Alan (well,he makes me laugh!)

Minx of the Year = Bitch (would be wrong to choose myself!)devil

Best Rant = OneBreast

Funniest Quote of the Year = ?

Best Reeler in = Uncle Urchin

The Banter King = Urchin Mentalist

The Worst Banterer = ?

Person you would most like to attend a match with = Taffy_Alan (anything for a 90min bundle) wink bounce



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Being i'm mostly on the esl sites these votes will mostly show that

Best Wind up Merchant Rhodes

Biter of the Year Apart from me laugh er got to be Coachie

Gayer of the Year Kaiser who apart from going to flower shows once said he liked playing at one ground as it had a nice view of Canary Wharf

Funniest Poster Onebreast and Smallsy

Minx of the Year Bitch and Annie laugh

Best Rant Onebreast with the enfield lot amongst other rants

Funniest Quote of the Year. One of kaiser's to the ebbsfleet lot before he got banned from there

Best Reeler in Clocksider, he doesn't post much but when he does...

The Banter King UM, Smallsy, KJ, Onebreast

The Worst Banterer. theres a few

Person you would most like to attend a match with. Lightweight as i do every week other then that UM and Dizzy are always fun

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Mine would be:

Best Wind up Merchant.....Joseba, Pagey

Biter of the Year....... Ian Sanderson

Gayer of the Year.............Does this mean someone who is happy? smile

Funniest Poster.........A Few, AB, Pagey, UM and Cantos

Minx of the Year...... No contest Annie with her bouncers and Bitch for being Bitch

Best Rant........... MM for always going on about Trotty signing a centre half!

Funniest Quote of the Year......... Pagey saying he is better looking than me grin

Best Reeler in........ Uncle Urchin with Joseba close behind

The Banter King......Smallsy, Bitch

The Worst Banterer........... Sanderson cos he just aint funny!

Spend 90 mins in the company of Annie and Bitch so I got something to look at if the football is crap! wink

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Originally Posted By: Bitch
Originally Posted By: cantos
The Categories are:

Best Wind up Merchant Rhodes bow

Biter of the Year Spartans & Romfords

Gayer of the Year Probably Kaiser & Smallsy together, and occasionally Cantos grin

Funniest Poster Cantos makes me larf a lot & AB's pics biglaugh

Minx of the Year Annie & Taffy bounce

Best Rant Onebreast when the lights did/didnt go out :applause:

Funniest Quote of the Year. Still deliberating on that one...

Best Reeler in Uncie cheerleader

The Banter King Uncie & Mental happybouncer

The Worst Banterer. So many...

Person you would most like to attend a match with. Mental for the fun factor laugh

The Award Ceremony will be held early in the new year.

Could you post your nominations below.



I'll get back to you with the others dance


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Originally Posted By: cantos
The Categories are:

Best Wind up Merchant - RHODES

Biter of the Year - Mick T (New to the scene but good)

Gayer of the Year - Teflon

Funniest Poster - Will always be Smallsy for me

Minx of the Year - Bitch

Best Rant - Football Man at a Rhodes Post

Funniest Quote of the Year. - One of rhodes probably

Best Reeler in - Uncle Urchin

The Banter King - Me

The Worst Banterer. - Football Man

The Award Ceremony will be held early in the new year.

Person you would most like to attend a match with -

Could you post your nominations below.



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why am i not minx of of the year!!!!!!!!!!

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Best Wind up Merchant - Smallsy

Biter of the Year - Gunner

Gayer of the Year - gunner

Funniest Poster - UM

Minx of the Year - Bitch or Annie

Best Rant

Funniest Quote of the Year -

Best Reeler in - Unc

The Banter King - Smallsy

The Worst Banterer - Gunner


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Best Wind up Merchant: Uncs

Biter of the Year: Crumbs

Gayer of the Year: Zody

Funniest Poster: Peter Foster

Minx of the Year: Bitch or Annie

Best Rant: The Wimbledon saga

Best looker: laugh

Best Reeler in: Uncs

The Banter King: UM

The Worst Banterer. Zody

The Award Ceremony will be held early in the new year.

Person you would most like to attend a match with: Ian Sanderson, just once.


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Classic last nomination Rob applause

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The Categories are:

Best Wind up Merchant = Uncle Urchin. Absolutle quality at times, and leaves the Romford boys in tatters.

Biter of the Year = Has to be Coachie. Legendary bite-ups.

Gayer of the Year = Probably me. Not ashamed of it. Haha.
No wait. Biggest gayer is Big D or CRFCBOSS... grin

Funniest Poster = Smalldogg always makes me crack up. Although I do love Trenks and UM's rants.
I like Cantos as well. Clever posts.

Minx of the Year = Bitch. Just took over from KA as she doesnt come on the forum anymore.
Special mention to Hannah. I always love you, you dirty minx.

Best Rant = Trenks one about Enfield. UM's about Ebbsfleet.
Too many others to remeber.

Funniest Quote of the Year = Im pretty proud of my one I did on the Ebbsfleet forum.

Best Reeler in = Uncle. Same reasons as in answer one.

The Banter King = Always Smalldogg.

The Worst Banterer = TrueBlueandGold. He is absolutely terrible. His thinking is far too old for the forum.

The Award Ceremony will be held early in the new year.

Person you would most like to attend a match with = I will attend a match with anyone... But if Bitch is a minx, then I will sit next to her anyday wink

Could you post your nominations below.

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Best Wind up Merchant: Richard 193 (No contest)!!!!

Biter of the Year: Coachie

Gayer of the Year: Sorry Kaiser but you win grin

Funniest Poster: Other than me it has to be Waterboy25 (aka Ginge)

Minx of the Year: Bitchypoos

Best Rant: Deffo Onebreast after the Enfield "Lights Out" game.

Best looker: bolt

Best Reeler in: Uncs

The Banter King: UM (Top Man)

The Worst Banterer. Expat



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The Categories are:

Best Wind up Merchant - rhodesy by miles

Biter of the Year - a tie...MCP and the eytie

Gayer of the Year - jerry

Funniest Poster - a tie... richard 193 for madness with cantos for clever irony

Minx of the Year - bitch by a nipple from annie

Best Rant - trenks over the floodlights

Funniest Quote of the Year - "who the fck are the moonies" (from a MyFc member)

Best Reeler in - joseba

The Banter King - a tie... smallsy & UM

The Worst Banterer - Tbag

Person you would most like to attend a match with. Lightweight at an urchin/rumatoid derbt game devil



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The Worst Banterer - Football Man

Love it, I couldn't agree more

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Could you post your noms please Rhodesey.

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Best Wind up Merchant: Uncle Urchin

Biter of the Year : Michaelmichael

Gayer of the Year : Bitch

Funniest Poster: Ancient Blue

Minx of the Year : Margate Fan

Best Rant : AFC Wimbledon points deduction

Funniest Quote of the Year :

Best Reeler in : Uncle Urchin

The Banter King : Urchin Metalist

The Worst Banterer : Cookie

Person you would most like to attend a match with: Peter Foster when Chlemo fail to win promotion again.


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Originally Posted By: cantos
Could you post your noms please Rhodesey

Did you see my post to Bitch on the SSML Forum, I suggested that members post their nominations on there as I doubt most of them such as 3praise and Willo the Cat can be arsed to find this thread, you could then pull them off when it's time to count the votes. When is the deadline by the way, I'll probably post mine tomorrow.

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Deadline will be probably the 31st of December.




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