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#261
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Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin
that june from margate is a right tidy old seaside slapper at those odds....might have some of that...devil


Well as Cantos says "She has the Meat". Her odds are very genourous at the moment.

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Originally Posted By: Joseba


Well as Cantos says "She has the Meat"....


....in that case...I'll increase my steak

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16oz then laugh

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want cheese with that ? duck

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I'm not ageist, I'm older than most of you including Mrs Keeps but I just think there should be an age limit of say 30 for 'Minx of the Year' and then maybe have a category with a different name for 30 and above, 'Wrinkly Minx of the Year' or something like that.


Now that made me laugh. Sorry ladies but if you don't want to be included in the wrinkly Minx of the Year running best get the iron out. laugh


and me.................... I don't mind being a wrinkly minx - age is a matter of mind - and I am pleased to report that I have not got to the age yet where I have started to mind! grin

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That's not what I heard, I have it on good authority that you had a full on make over before you went to Epsom races so you must be conscious of your appearance

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It must have been a good one if she passed as a horse.

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shocked

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You said it not me, anyway Keeper No.1 was full of it when he told me but if my missus had a makeover like that and then went to Epsom races for the day I wouldn't be too pleased and would ask some questions

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I think you secretly have the hots for Mrs Keeps,but you surpress it and act nasty instead.

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yeah Rhodes stop being so nasty!

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yeah Rhodes stop being so nasty!


I don't think rhodes was being nasty at all annie....cantos opened the door and rhodes cleverly slung a grenade in....

given the abuse he gets from certain quarters he is at least entitled to give a little back would you not agree...?

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Anyway, about these odds ... am I still favourite for minx? I am very excited up here in Lancaster and that takes some doing in the frozen north, I can tell you ... evil

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Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin
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yeah Rhodes stop being so nasty!


I don't think rhodes was being nasty at all annie....cantos opened the door and rhodes cleverly slung a grenade in....

given the abuse he gets from certain quarters he is at least entitled to give a little back would you not agree...?


i know, im only messing!
i forgot my wink at the end wink

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Hello Urchin Pixie Princess, how are you, chuck? bisou

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ok i guess...

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Originally Posted By: cantos
I think you secretly have the hots for Mrs Keeps,but you surpress it and act nasty instead

I've never met Mrs Keeps so how can I have the hots for her

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That doesn't stop me grin

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cantos, you are even-handed with your lust, I have to say. That is a good quality evil

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Originally Posted By: cantos
It must have been a good one if she passed as a horse.


It wasn't that good, I lost by a short head biglaugh




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