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Have a feeling i may have discovered another of your alter egos Merv! Could it be true that the mild mannered website administrator could be our very own Walter Mitty? Answers on a glittery lilac postcard to Mervais!

Alimentary! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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Dont think so Tackle, Merv could not possibly be like Jervais!!

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Please explain yourself <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> Mr Tackle999

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As not one of you miserable b'stards wished me Happy Birthday yesterday, you can all [****!!****] off.

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Oooh hang over!!!

I have your card Merv!!!

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Drat - I thought it was today <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

Happy Birthday for yesterday. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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Merv - The secret is never to tell people your bithdays, stay young forever!
Belated birthday wishes, how old ?? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

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STOP TELLING WHOPPERS MERV I SANG HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU ON THE TELEPHONE AND I WASNT EVEN PISSED I THINK. SO FROM EVERYONE ELSE HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU OLD [****!!****] FOR THE 28-3-03

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Bilco - Thats cruel, how on earth could you sing to Merv on the phone and still expect him to have a Happy Birthday? Tut,Tut.
My Sympathies are with you Merv!!

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Oooh Merv. You're not being totally truthful are you? Nobody wished you happy birthday? What about the flowers I brought round? What about the candlelit dinner we shared? What about the evening we spent together?

I bent over backwards to give you a happy birthday and now you have forgotten me. You didn't ring me, you ignored me at Harrow and you haven't answered my emails.

You're just like all those other Canvey fans. At least Tackle1000 rings me from time to time. But none of you know how to treat a lonely guy. Not like John Crawshaw. Now he is a real gentleman.

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Jervais could you be a suitable substitute for Camp Freddy?

As the line goes. "This is Jervais...we all know him!!"

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SERIOUSLY, JERVAIS IS MERV! HE HAS EVEN CONFESSED!(MERV THAT IS)

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I also happen to know that admin is MERV as well!!!!

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You couldn't be more wrong Tackle!!!

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Which one ? admin or Jervais?

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Or maybe both <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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What the Dickens are you talking about Tackle1000? I have NEVER confessed anything to you. I do know who Jervais is (yes, it's a wind up, that's not his real name) but the secret is safe with me. Let me state here for all Canvey fans to know - I AM NOT JERVAIS.

Now, if you will stop telling lies about me, I promise not to tell the truth about you!

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Oh Tackle don't tell me Jervais blindfolded you under the north stand, really now!!

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I give up!




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