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countingsheep

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I thought i'd find Annie in here grin

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im in here now!

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I thought Taffy's corner was where he tethered his favourite sheep ???

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How very dare you grin

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In honour of Poet's Day (tomorrow, and every other Friday) we invite you to pen your little ditties in Taffy's Corner. I'm ok with little ditties, but i think Annies may be big bouncing one's bounce


All penmanship welcome bow

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Ode to Annie, by Taffy Alan aged 99 and a half smile

CAnny Annie is right up my alley
But she prefers Janney
Woe is me, i make the tea
And want my Annie to share it with me

Annie Annie when will you see
There is more to me than making the tea
My hair is my own (singular)
I dont wanna be alone
So Annie come to me
We'll share a pot of rosy lee

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bawling awww thats so sweet............lol!

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For Uncs

Uncle Urchin is my hero
Tolerance of moonie loonies zero
I chase him all around cyberspace
Inviting him to snog my face

He's got the lovely Urchinette
But she wont mind sharing i bet
We'll keep him sated with food and wine
And lots of lots of filthy times

Into our silkies and out just as quick
He'll throw us about and show us his tricks
And when he's finished he can get on his comp
So after 30 seconds me and Nett can continue the romp

chloe chloenurse

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Apart from I am only 99 and a 1/3rd smile

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I hope you aren't writing them for all your fellas Bitch, the server would overload grin

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For Wellie

When we met across a crowded bar
I winked at you, you offered a jar
Mines a wine i said with glee
For you i wont charge a fee

Now in the mornings i leave you asleep
Go off to work without a peep
You lay in the sack and dream of what?
I come home and the bed's still hot!

countingsheep

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For Gussy

I signed you up to play for me
Took you to struggling Dorking FC
You took up your position on the pitch
Then you ran into a hitch

You'd gone off to work in the Bush
Couldnt make training too much of a rush
Now you are nowhere waiting for me
Where will you end up? They'll have to wait and see

wink


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For Taffy (with help from Bitch!)

There was a guy from Margate
Who coudlnt stand Ramsgate wink

I met him early December snow
Oh what a day to remember...

He asked me what Bouncers were
So i said, you might have a heart attack Sir!

Gis a Bundle he cried
So i did, and poked out his eye freak

Now hes a great mate
One that i could never ever hate
And always chat on msn till late grin


bounce

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For Cantos

Cantos is the funniest chap
Sits with LL out on his lap
Lets me have a little stroke
While i listen to his joke

I've put him on a pedestal
Because he's not very tall
But with his wit he rises so
Poor LL gets vertigo

He upset Moo and Paula too
I wont desert him i will be true
With him and LL i feel minxy
Pulling boots on i wanna get kinky!

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For UM

UM is the Banter King
Suck his balls if you cross him
He gives it large and takes it too
Just ask Smallsy, Kaiser and all

His late night stuff is x rated
Some love it, others hate it
Give it up for the Banter King
If you dont you can kiss his ring

grinarse

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I'd like to give Onebreast one

Onebreast is King of the Ranters
Quiet normally among the banterers
He dont like it when the lights go out
Gawd does that make him shout

I saw him as an xmas Elf
I think he should have a Milf
He can shout all night, rant and rave
He can even help me bathe

bath



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"Ode to the Bitch"

There was a young lady from Tonbridge
Who allways drinks wine from the fridge
Bitch is her name,footy's her game
and now she's the lady that i shame








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For Coachie

Italian stallion, Albanian or Pole
I dont care cos u got soul
Never one to take the bait
Even when you're up til late

They dangle thier rods after a nibble
But you avoid 'em cos you're nimble
Never can it be said you take a munch
Well, only before dinner, tea, breakfast or lunch!

cheeseburger

bisou

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For UM..... (short but sweet!)

there was once a banter king
who likes us all to sing

he likes to look for twitchers
while drinking his beer from a pitcher! beer2




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