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#21
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for cantos.....

there is a very cheeky chappy
who make me very happy
cantos is his name
his son, will one day appear in Fame!

cantos is someone that i could never detest
thats because im his special princess! wink

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Ode to Rhodes

An ode to Rhodes who'd have thought?
Tis in poetry to him that i should talk!
Man amongst men he winds them up
They always bite, no time to sup

They heckle, they shout and cry and abuse
They can't see through the Rhodesy ruse
He just has to appear and they do shout
Rhodesy charms them back with a playful clout

They'll never learn or better his wit
The SSML is full of twits
Great reading he makes for us quiet observers
Keep it up mighty Rhodesy dish it out to the deservers

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for all on this thread

i'm actually embarrassed for you
poetry on the forum is really poo
i really must say
you are really so gay
so go fu ck your selves with a big dildo! grin


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For Goosey....

Theres a young guy from canvey
who im affraid dances a bit like bambie dancingman

He likes to play in goal
And is very afraid of smallsys mole wink

His saves are very likely
And is good mates with Urchin Dale Brightly!

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Smallsy and Kaiser

Never will you find a gayer two
Boy band stuff with hair full of goo
Pretty boys never apart
On the forums for a lark

Sometimes thier banter will make you feel sick
But it's a youthful form of wit
Whenever it's quiet this duo will fill
The forums with posts to make you ill

Smallsy in goal eyeing Kaisers bum
They really are very close chums
Enter the box at your peril
He might jump up and bite your ankle, the little devil

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Originally Posted By: Annie
For Goosey....

Theres a young guy from canvey
who im affraid dances a bit like bambie dancingman

He likes to play in goal
And is very afraid of smallsys mole wink

His saves are very likely
And is good mates with Urchin Dale Brightly!


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Originally Posted By: smallsy
for all on this thread

i'm actually embarrassed for you
poetry on the forum is really poo
i really must say
you are really so gay
so go fu ck your selves with a big dildo! grin


A big dildo's ok but i like the real thing
You're no good with that little ding-a-ling
Now i'm gonna put the batteries in
Bend over Smallsy this'll make u grin !

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Smallsy Smallsy
I think you're quietly surprised
That a poetry thread
would ever survive
If a strike penalty to my left
It's ur right you should dive
The awards were rigged and i had to sigh
cus ur still the banter king in my eyes

WALLOP

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Originally Posted By: Gussy
Smallsy Smallsy
I think you're quietly surprised
That a poetry thread
would ever survive
If a strike penalty to my left
It's ur right you should dive
The awards were rigged and i had to sigh
cus ur still the banter king in my eyes

WALLOP


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Originally Posted By: Mini-Goose93



Brown nose grin


Goosey a poem is more than one line
Now try again you'll do just fine
Dont forget to fatten up for Easter
Cos me and Annie are gonna eat ya!

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fck that
catch me if you can
ill run as far as it takes
cos i wont end up in the pan.

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Bitch

There was a young lady called Bitch,
I dream of me and her in a Ditch,
We neck lots of wine,
Then perform 69,
But we stop, cause she gives me a stitch! grin


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A brown nose
That'll never be me
I'm just making a point about smallsy
chicken now goose 93
from canvey
put your six toes back in your classics
and get away from me

Hurrah!

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Originally Posted By: Kaiser Jnr
Bitch

There was a young lady called Bitch,
I dream of me and her in a Ditch,
We neck lots of wine,
Then perform 69,
But we stop, cause she gives me a stitch! grin

I'm honoured sir
You made me purr
You are a hound
Now get back down!

doggy

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There was a legend called Smallsy,
His banter really gives me the Pausea,
His mole is a joke,
But I give it a stroke,
And I cant think of anything else to rhyme with Smallsy, so I will just say he is a [****!!****]... grin

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there was this gay fella called kingy
wants to come concord to replace ingy
but that wont happen in this life
im about to stick in the knife

basically he is sh it

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gussy

well said that man
it is all a fix
the vote was a sham
i should have been in the mix

fu ck all those mugs
who voted for mental
he gave them all hugs
and positioned them central

they all bent over
didnt know what to expect
he co cked their bums
with a tawny owl, barn owl and brown owl


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bitch you are filth
but ive heard you are milf
coup told me all
said my bottom lip would fall
but i still havent seen you
i want to smell your poo




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