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#41
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For Ian Sanderson

He supports the lofty Ramsgate
But posts upon the Margate
The pimpernell of the terrace
Most fans have never noticed

They seek him here
They seek him there
He pops into Hornchurch to worry Mental
Shows him he's made of mettle

Winds up Taffy
See his spout?
Tips him up and pours him out!

coffee


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POETS DAY is Friday duck

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Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke
POETS DAY is Friday duck


Read from the beginning Dykey smile


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Originally Posted By: smallsy
there was this gay fella called kingy
wants to come concord to replace ingy
but that wont happen in this life
im about to stick in the knife

basically he is sh it


BITE..... grin

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There was a young man called Big D,
Whose nose is so big he cant see,
His lover is called Smallsy,
Who is very ballsy,
But only comes up to his Knee!!!

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For Bitch

Bitch is our Minx of the Year,
An award that she holds so dear,
I have been accused of entering a ringer,
As in real life she is a bit of a minger.

She is the Queen of the Shout box,
In it she appears a bit of a fox,
But to Me, Taffy and Wellie
She is a short old girl with a bit of a belly.

In truth she is like my second wife,
That has given LL a new found life,
There is nothing more i want beside,
Tickling her belly from the inside.

LL looks up to her with great affection.
And has since forgiven her for the minor infection,
He is looking forward too his visit this sunday coming,
When he can pray with Bitch to Our Lord Issac Humming.

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she will like that!!

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Ode to Taffy Alan

Taffy Alan Hails from Wales,
And is not normally interested in gals,
But he has taken a shine to our little Annie,
And has turned his back on Ovis fanny.

He talks to her morning, noon and night,
And for her he will put up one hell of a fight,
He does not worry about all the denouncers,
And dreams of laying between Annie's Bouncers.


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Ode to Annie

Annie is a Urchin Princess,
Who is looking for work without success,
There is a career that has somewhat escaped her,
That is getting her baps out in a National newspaper.



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Urchin Mentalist

Urchin Mentalist is the Banter King,
Who likes nothing more than to get stuck in,
I feel he will fall because of one of his stunts,
And his epitaph will read 'Let's do the [****!!****]'

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There is an old bloke from Hornchurch,
Who likes sex up his rear where it hurts,
He twitches on the marshes,
And follows the 4rse's,
But secretly likes to watch SPURS!!!

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He'll like that one Gaffer excited bounce

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For AB

A gent called Ancient Blue
To give him his due
Knows how to treat a girl
He does it so well

It was big and pink
And it tasted sweet
I nearly lost my teeth
It was such a treat!

So if you fancy a suck
Go on change your luck
Meet AB and do not mock
He'll give you a stick of rock!

yay

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Once given, never forgotten, eh Bitch. diabolo

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Originally Posted By: AncientBlue
Once given, never forgotten, eh Bitch. diabolo

Ancient Blue how's your luck?
I've got no teeth and have to suck
It's all your fault tar
I have to keep my teeth in a jar!

bisou

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Originally Posted By: AncientBlue
Once given, never forgotten, eh Bitch. diabolo

Ancient Blue how's your luck?
I've got no teeth and have to suck
It's all your fault tar
I have to keep my teeth in a jar!

bisou


I've never been quite the same since Jane, I also keep mine in a jar, lol. grin

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That didn't rhyme AB
I'll put you across my knee!
Get up here you need a spanking
Pucker up and have a gumming laugh


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If i'm to get a real good gumming,
I'm on my way, I am, I'm coming,
I've never known you quite so bawdy,
I'm on my way, oh lawdy lawdy!

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i've got a big knob that i stroke
And with that big knob i do poke
Stuck it right up her bum
Until the bitch cum
And now i am off for a smoke

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Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock
There is an old bloke from Hornchurch,
Who likes sex up his rear where it hurts,
He twitches on the marshes,
And follows the 4rse's,
But secretly likes to watch SPURS!!!



Gaffer,i object to the spurs insult,the rest is fine!




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