Taffy's Corner

[Bitch]

For Ian Sanderson

 

He supports the lofty Ramsgate

But posts upon the Margate

The pimpernell of the terrace

Most fans have never noticed

 

They seek him here

They seek him there

He pops into Hornchurch to worry Mental

Shows him he's made of mettle

 

Winds up Taffy

See his spout?

Tips him up and pours him out!

 

 

[Greg_Dyke]

POETS DAY is Friday

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke

POETS DAY is Friday

Read from the beginning Dykey

[Kaiser Jnr]

Originally Posted By: smallsy

there was this gay fella called kingy
wants to come concord to replace ingy
but that wont happen in this life
im about to stick in the knife

basically he is sh it

BITE.....

[The Gaffer from the Rock]

There was a young man called Big D,

Whose nose is so big he cant see,

His lover is called Smallsy,

Who is very ballsy,

But only comes up to his Knee!!!

[cantos]

For Bitch

 

Bitch is our Minx of the Year,

An award that she holds so dear,

I have been accused of entering a ringer,

As in real life she is a bit of a minger.

 

She is the Queen of the Shout box,

In it she appears a bit of a fox,

But to Me, Taffy and Wellie

She is a short old girl with a bit of a belly.

 

In truth she is like my second wife,

That has given LL a new found life,

There is nothing more i want beside,

Tickling her belly from the inside.

 

LL looks up to her with great affection.

And has since forgiven her for the minor infection,

He is looking forward too his visit this sunday coming,

When he can pray with Bitch to Our Lord Issac Humming.

[Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch]

she will like that!!

 

[cantos]

Ode to Taffy Alan

 

Taffy Alan Hails from Wales,

And is not normally interested in gals,

But he has taken a shine to our little Annie,

And has turned his back on Ovis fanny.

 

He talks to her morning, noon and night,

And for her he will put up one hell of a fight,

He does not worry about all the denouncers,

And dreams of laying between Annie's Bouncers.

 

[cantos]

Ode to Annie

 

Annie is a Urchin Princess,

Who is looking for work without success,

There is a career that has somewhat escaped her,

That is getting her baps out in a National newspaper.

 

 

[cantos]

Urchin Mentalist

 

Urchin Mentalist is the Banter King,

Who likes nothing more than to get stuck in,

I feel he will fall because of one of his stunts,

And his epitaph will read 'Let's do the [****!!****]'

[The Gaffer from the Rock]

There is an old bloke from Hornchurch,

Who likes sex up his rear where it hurts,

He twitches on the marshes,

And follows the 4rse's,

But secretly likes to watch SPURS!!!

[Bitch]

He'll like that one Gaffer

[Bitch]

For AB

 

A gent called Ancient Blue

To give him his due

Knows how to treat a girl

He does it so well

 

It was big and pink

And it tasted sweet

I nearly lost my teeth

It was such a treat!

 

So if you fancy a suck

Go on change your luck

Meet AB and do not mock

He'll give you a stick of rock!

 

[AncientBlue]

Once given, never forgotten, eh Bitch.

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: AncientBlue

Once given, never forgotten, eh Bitch.

Ancient Blue how's your luck?
I've got no teeth and have to suck
It's all your fault tar
I have to keep my teeth in a jar!

[AncientBlue]

Originally Posted By: Bitch

Originally Posted By: AncientBlue

Once given, never forgotten, eh Bitch.

Ancient Blue how's your luck?
I've got no teeth and have to suck
It's all your fault tar
I have to keep my teeth in a jar!

I've never been quite the same since Jane, I also keep mine in a jar, lol.

[Bitch]

That didn't rhyme AB

I'll put you across my knee!

Get up here you need a spanking

Pucker up and have a gumming

 

[AncientBlue]

If i'm to get a real good gumming,

I'm on my way, I am, I'm coming,

I've never known you quite so bawdy,

I'm on my way, oh lawdy lawdy!

[Eastside Urchin]

i've got a big knob that i stroke

And with that big knob i do poke

Stuck it right up her bum

Until the bitch cum

And now i am off for a smoke

[Eastside Urchin]

Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock

There is an old bloke from Hornchurch,
Who likes sex up his rear where it hurts,
He twitches on the marshes,
And follows the 4rse's,
But secretly likes to watch SPURS!!!

Gaffer,i object to the spurs insult,the rest is fine!