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Originally Posted By: urchin_mentalist
Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock
There is an old bloke from Hornchurch,
Who likes sex up his rear where it hurts,
He twitches on the marshes,
And follows the 4rse's,
But secretly likes to watch SPURS!!!



Gaffer,i object to the spurs insult,the rest is fine!


There's something wrong with you!!!!!!!!!!!!
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There was a young man called Glen,

Who was secretly interested in men,

His favourate was kn0b'

Stuck deep in his gob,

Whilst bending over again!!!!

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Originally Posted By: urchin_mentalist
thats what you said last night when you pulled it out my ar$e and it was green


You got the wrong man,
You will get a ban
Cause I love green
It weren't me that you seen!!
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Originally Posted By: Bitch
Rhyme
Time!


You've only got 6 post's to go,
Before you hit 500 + o,
The post's from the Bitch,
Usually make me twitch,
Just hope I'm not left with an itch!!!
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Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock
Originally Posted By: Bitch
Rhyme
Time!


You've only got 6 post's to go,
Before you hit 500 + o,
The post's from the Bitch,
Usually make me twitch,
Just hope I'm not left with an itch!!!


Now i am down to five
I'm surprised you've not broke out in hives
I think it's called the 7 year itch
Your own fault for getting hitched

Gaffa from the Rock give it a scratch
Don't resist i'm quite a catch
Next time i make you twitch
Take your hand and think of Bitch

chloe




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Originally Posted By: Bitch
Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock
Originally Posted By: Bitch
Rhyme
Time!


You've only got 6 post's to go,
Before you hit 500 + o,
The post's from the Bitch,
Usually make me twitch,
Just hope I'm not left with an itch!!!


Now i am down to five
I'm surprised you've not broke out in hives
I think it's called the 7 year itch
Your own fault for getting hitched

Gaffa from the Rock give it a scratch
Don't resist i'm quite a catch
Next time i make you twitch
Take your hand and think of Bitch

chloe






Your next post will leave just four,
You f*****g dirty old wh0re,
Whilst you bend over the table,
I'm ready and able,
To have you begging for more!!!!!!
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Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock


Your next post will leave just four,
You f*****g dirty old wh0re,
Whilst you bend over the table,
I'm ready and able,
To have you begging for more!!!!!!


Gaffer you seem to know me well
Though you give it the hard sell
I find it only right and proper
To bend over and receive your stopper!

grinarse
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Originally Posted By: Bitch
Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock


Your next post will leave just four,
You f*****g dirty old wh0re,
Whilst you bend over the table,
I'm ready and able,
To have you begging for more!!!!!!


Gaffer you seem to know me well
Though you give it the hard sell
I find it only right and proper
To bend over and receive your stopper!

grinarse


You've only got 2 to go,
I think it is time that you show,
Me your big hairy crack,
Whilst you're laid on your back,
And the button you want me to blow
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Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock


You've only got 2 to go,
I think it is time that you show,
Me your big hairy crack,
Whilst you're laid on your back,
And the button you want me to blow


Gaffer your words do make me blush
Is this it? Is it love?
Every day i've been on my knees
Praying for this, do not tease

Is this how you really feel?
Is this the real deal?
Blow on my button it's made of brass
Then i'm gonna kick your ar se

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