Jump to content

Adverts are hidden for all 'Gold Members' - sign up for just £10 a year by clicking here | Advertise here for just 25p per 1,000 impressions - click here
Welcome to Fans Focus. You are currently viewing as a guest. Please login or register to post.    

Sign in icon Sign In Register Register Help Help Login with Facebook Login with Twitter

League section covering 2,000+ clubs - check out your division and club page click here!

Recent Topics

Recent Status Updates
(Update your status via the dropdown
to the right of your name (top left))

View All Updates

Upcoming Calendar Events

There are no forthcoming calendar events

Today's Birthdays ( 22-September 17 )

  • Photo
    Matt

    Age: 34

  • Photo
    R9Ronaldo

    Age: 41

  • Photo
    MarkCol

    Age: 25

  • Photo
    whatever55

    Age: 40

  • Photo
    bostonpilgrims

    Age: 46

  • Photo
    Chris Clapham

    Age: 58

  • Photo
    Puggy

    Age: 40

  • Photo
    Mews2209

    Age: 58


Photo

Taffy's Corner

- - - - -

  • Please log in to reply
regular view basic view
142 replies to this topic

#61
offline The Gaffer from the Rock

The Gaffer from the Rock
  • First XI - Sub
    Offline
  • Posts: 1,195
  • Joined: 3 Dec 2007
  • Location: The Rock
  • Supports: Canvey Island and Liverpool
  • Foes: I hate (and I mean F*****G Hate!!!) Man Utd
  • Fav. Player(s): Rusty, Doomz & Big Nose from the Mighty Canvey Island & King Kenny, Ray Clemence, and Louie Suarez
Originally Posted By: urchin_mentalist
Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock
There is an old bloke from Hornchurch,
Who likes sex up his rear where it hurts,
He twitches on the marshes,
And follows the 4rse's,
But secretly likes to watch SPURS!!!



Gaffer,i object to the spurs insult,the rest is fine!


There's something wrong with you!!!!!!!!!!!!

#62
offline Eastside Urchin

Eastside Urchin
  • President Elect
  • rank
    Offline
  • Posts: 46,437
  • Joined: 9 Sep 2009
  • Location: Hornchurch
  • Supports: AFC Hornchurch
  • Foes: Romford
thats what you said last night when you pulled it out my ar$e and it was green

#63
offline Bitch

Bitch
  • Youth Team Coach
    Offline
  • Posts: 9,098
  • Joined: 11 Feb 2006
You boyz have got to make your banter rhyme
If you dont i will call time

boxing

#64
offline The Gaffer from the Rock

The Gaffer from the Rock
  • First XI - Sub
    Offline
  • Posts: 1,195
  • Joined: 3 Dec 2007
  • Location: The Rock
  • Supports: Canvey Island and Liverpool
  • Foes: I hate (and I mean F*****G Hate!!!) Man Utd
  • Fav. Player(s): Rusty, Doomz & Big Nose from the Mighty Canvey Island & King Kenny, Ray Clemence, and Louie Suarez
The Great Ekscape will like this


There was a young man called Glen,
Who was secretly interested in men,
His favourate was kn0b'
Stuck deep in his gob,
Whilst bending over again!!!!

#65
offline The Gaffer from the Rock

The Gaffer from the Rock
  • First XI - Sub
    Offline
  • Posts: 1,195
  • Joined: 3 Dec 2007
  • Location: The Rock
  • Supports: Canvey Island and Liverpool
  • Foes: I hate (and I mean F*****G Hate!!!) Man Utd
  • Fav. Player(s): Rusty, Doomz & Big Nose from the Mighty Canvey Island & King Kenny, Ray Clemence, and Louie Suarez
Originally Posted By: urchin_mentalist
thats what you said last night when you pulled it out my ar$e and it was green


You got the wrong man,
You will get a ban
Cause I love green
It weren't me that you seen!!

#66
offline Eastside Urchin

Eastside Urchin
  • President Elect
  • rank
    Offline
  • Posts: 46,437
  • Joined: 9 Sep 2009
  • Location: Hornchurch
  • Supports: AFC Hornchurch
  • Foes: Romford
nice bit of herb!

#67
offline Bitch

Bitch
  • Youth Team Coach
    Offline
  • Posts: 9,098
  • Joined: 11 Feb 2006
Rhyme
Time!

#68
online Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch

Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch
  • Youth Team Coach
    Online
  • Posts: 12,947
  • Joined: 13 Oct 2004
  • Location: Upminster, Essex
  • Supports: AFC Hornchurch
  • Foes: Grays, Billericay, Wealdstone
  • Fav. Player(s): All Hornchurch players
  • Fav. Sport(s): Football, Winter Sports
for coupy....

Now that Coup
Is dishy as a bowl of soup

We met at Hamilton Hall
Where we had a ball

He gave me a wink
And bought me a drink drinkies

Which came from the bar fridge
But,sorry mate theres still no room for Rumford at the Bridge!!

wink

#69
offline The Gaffer from the Rock

The Gaffer from the Rock
  • First XI - Sub
    Offline
  • Posts: 1,195
  • Joined: 3 Dec 2007
  • Location: The Rock
  • Supports: Canvey Island and Liverpool
  • Foes: I hate (and I mean F*****G Hate!!!) Man Utd
  • Fav. Player(s): Rusty, Doomz & Big Nose from the Mighty Canvey Island & King Kenny, Ray Clemence, and Louie Suarez
Originally Posted By: Bitch
Rhyme
Time!


You've only got 6 post's to go,
Before you hit 500 + o,
The post's from the Bitch,
Usually make me twitch,
Just hope I'm not left with an itch!!!

#70
offline coupwotcoup

coupwotcoup
  • Long Service Award
    Offline
  • Posts: 18,955
  • Joined: 27 Nov 2002
  • Supports: Romford
  • Foes: The Chins...
There was a young girl called Annie
Who's t!ts nearly reached her fanny
I asked her to give 'em a swing
She said, Sir, I don't do that sort of thing
I'd rather be watching Mark Janney..

#71
offline Bitch

Bitch
  • Youth Team Coach
    Offline
  • Posts: 9,098
  • Joined: 11 Feb 2006
Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock
Originally Posted By: Bitch
Rhyme
Time!


You've only got 6 post's to go,
Before you hit 500 + o,
The post's from the Bitch,
Usually make me twitch,
Just hope I'm not left with an itch!!!


Now i am down to five
I'm surprised you've not broke out in hives
I think it's called the 7 year itch
Your own fault for getting hitched

Gaffa from the Rock give it a scratch
Don't resist i'm quite a catch
Next time i make you twitch
Take your hand and think of Bitch

chloe






#72
online Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch

Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch
  • Youth Team Coach
    Online
  • Posts: 12,947
  • Joined: 13 Oct 2004
  • Location: Upminster, Essex
  • Supports: AFC Hornchurch
  • Foes: Grays, Billericay, Wealdstone
  • Fav. Player(s): All Hornchurch players
  • Fav. Sport(s): Football, Winter Sports
Originally Posted By: coupwotcoup
There was a young girl called Annie
Who's t!ts nearly reached her fanny
I asked her to give 'em a swing
She said, Sir, I don't do that sort of thing
I'd rather be watching Mark Janney..


coupy!! blush bigshock

yet i was so nice to you!

#73
offline cantos

cantos
  • Long Service Award
    Offline
  • Posts: 19,228
  • Joined: 22 Aug 2005
I thought you liked Janney.

#74
offline Bitch

Bitch
  • Youth Team Coach
    Offline
  • Posts: 9,098
  • Joined: 11 Feb 2006
Originally Posted By: cantos
I thought you liked Janney.

Rhyming only Cantos
Dont you give a toss?

bolt

#75
online Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch

Miss.A.F.C.Hornchurch
  • Youth Team Coach
    Online
  • Posts: 12,947
  • Joined: 13 Oct 2004
  • Location: Upminster, Essex
  • Supports: AFC Hornchurch
  • Foes: Grays, Billericay, Wealdstone
  • Fav. Player(s): All Hornchurch players
  • Fav. Sport(s): Football, Winter Sports
i do, but not my fave player! wink
even if you do say-er

#76
offline Bitch

Bitch
  • Youth Team Coach
    Offline
  • Posts: 9,098
  • Joined: 11 Feb 2006
Originally Posted By: Annie
i do, but not my fave player! wink


Annie you are at it too
Make a rhyming line or two!

#77
offline The Gaffer from the Rock

The Gaffer from the Rock
  • First XI - Sub
    Offline
  • Posts: 1,195
  • Joined: 3 Dec 2007
  • Location: The Rock
  • Supports: Canvey Island and Liverpool
  • Foes: I hate (and I mean F*****G Hate!!!) Man Utd
  • Fav. Player(s): Rusty, Doomz & Big Nose from the Mighty Canvey Island & King Kenny, Ray Clemence, and Louie Suarez
Originally Posted By: Bitch
Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock
Originally Posted By: Bitch
Rhyme
Time!


You've only got 6 post's to go,
Before you hit 500 + o,
The post's from the Bitch,
Usually make me twitch,
Just hope I'm not left with an itch!!!


Now i am down to five
I'm surprised you've not broke out in hives
I think it's called the 7 year itch
Your own fault for getting hitched

Gaffa from the Rock give it a scratch
Don't resist i'm quite a catch
Next time i make you twitch
Take your hand and think of Bitch

chloe






Your next post will leave just four,
You f*****g dirty old wh0re,
Whilst you bend over the table,
I'm ready and able,
To have you begging for more!!!!!!

#78
offline Bitch

Bitch
  • Youth Team Coach
    Offline
  • Posts: 9,098
  • Joined: 11 Feb 2006
Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock


Your next post will leave just four,
You f*****g dirty old wh0re,
Whilst you bend over the table,
I'm ready and able,
To have you begging for more!!!!!!


Gaffer you seem to know me well
Though you give it the hard sell
I find it only right and proper
To bend over and receive your stopper!

grinarse

#79
offline The Gaffer from the Rock

The Gaffer from the Rock
  • First XI - Sub
    Offline
  • Posts: 1,195
  • Joined: 3 Dec 2007
  • Location: The Rock
  • Supports: Canvey Island and Liverpool
  • Foes: I hate (and I mean F*****G Hate!!!) Man Utd
  • Fav. Player(s): Rusty, Doomz & Big Nose from the Mighty Canvey Island & King Kenny, Ray Clemence, and Louie Suarez
Originally Posted By: Bitch
Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock


Your next post will leave just four,
You f*****g dirty old wh0re,
Whilst you bend over the table,
I'm ready and able,
To have you begging for more!!!!!!


Gaffer you seem to know me well
Though you give it the hard sell
I find it only right and proper
To bend over and receive your stopper!

grinarse


You've only got 2 to go,
I think it is time that you show,
Me your big hairy crack,
Whilst you're laid on your back,
And the button you want me to blow

#80
offline Bitch

Bitch
  • Youth Team Coach
    Offline
  • Posts: 9,098
  • Joined: 11 Feb 2006
Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock


You've only got 2 to go,
I think it is time that you show,
Me your big hairy crack,
Whilst you're laid on your back,
And the button you want me to blow


Gaffer your words do make me blush
Is this it? Is it love?
Every day i've been on my knees
Praying for this, do not tease

Is this how you really feel?
Is this the real deal?
Blow on my button it's made of brass
Then i'm gonna kick your ar se

heart2





0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users

View New Posts

List of all CLUBS on Fans Focus