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#81
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Originally Posted By: Bitch
Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock


You've only got 2 to go,
I think it is time that you show,
Me your big hairy crack,
Whilst you're laid on your back,
And the button you want me to blow


Gaffer your words do make me blush
Is this it? Is it love?
Every day i've been on my knees
Praying for this, do not tease

Is this how you really feel?
Is this the real deal?
Blow on my button it's made of brass
Then i'm gonna kick your ar se

heart2


Your last one is soon to be written,
And my lust for you is smitten,
With my fat c**k so deep,
I will leave you to keep,
My love juice that will soon be emisioned!!!

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#83
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The alcohol has just kicked in,
I'm sorry I've been on the gin'
The post's have turned crude,
And are now very rude,
That the wronguns are starting to wince!!!

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Your pissed!!

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I won killer!!

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Have you noticed most of your poems are rude or crude, are you sure you do not support Hx!!

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My 5000th Post Poem

To all the men i've loved before in sox
Who've travelled in and out my box
I'm glad you came along then
I dedicate this poem
To all the men i've loved before
To all the men i have caressed
And may i say i've held the best in vests
For helping me to grow
I owe a lot I know
To all the men I've loved before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the men who shared my turns
Who now are someone else's husbands
I'm glad they came along then
I dedicate this poem
To all the men I've loved before
To all the men who cared for me
Who filled my nights with ecstasy
They live within my heart
I'll always be a part
Of all the men I've loved before
The winds of change are always blowing
And every time I try to stay
The winds of change continue blowing
And they just carry me away
To all the men i've loved before
Who travelled in and out my door
I'm glad they came along then
I dedicate this poem
To all the men i loved before
To all the men i loved before
Who travelled in and out my doors
I'm glad they came along then
I dedicate this poem
To all the men i've loved before

I thank you bow

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Originally Posted By: MOB Snr
Have you noticed most of your poems are rude or crude, are you sure you do not support Hx!!


Make it rhyme Mob
You silly sod

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Originally Posted By: MOB Snr
I won killer!!


We let you cause Junior paid the whip
He saved you from a sinking ship

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Make it rhyme you boys or you'll get the whip
I've got a cat 'o' nine tails straight from the hip!

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Poetry does not always ryhme. you sweaty bag of slime!







































SORRY YOU ARE NOT REALLY A SWEAT BAG OF SLIME!!!

I just could not think of anything else that did ryhme!!

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Originally Posted By: Bitch
Make it rhyme you boys or you'll get the whip
I've got a cat 'o' nine tails straight from the hip!


Apologies straight from the heart,
That I had begun to start,
Posting without rhyming,
I'd lost all my timing,
I was talking to a silly old fart!!!


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You are getting the hang of this
Mob you'll get me in a tiz!
It's quite nice to be called Sweaty slime
I've been called worse in my time

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I will not ryhme, as that is no crime
Have you seen the time?

This is silly, I would rather play with my playstation!!!

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The MOB is a funny old man,
Cause he lives in a caravan,
He loves nettle soup,
Goes outdoors for his poops,
And he drives an old transit van!!!!

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Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock
The MOB is a funny old man,
Cause he lives in a caravan,
He loves nettle soup,
Goes outdoors for his poops,
And he drives an old transit van!!!!


YOU SAD BUSTARD, that aint even close to being funny!

Where did you get Nettle soup??

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I think his play station has taken a bashing
I'm sure i saw it there just hanging
All ragged and abused and bright red
I hope this goes over his head!

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There was a lino called white,
Who was goaded into a fight,
By a fellow like Fred,
Who was out of his head,
And was at the lane tonight!!!!

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There was a young lad called Mick

He got fed up talking to a prick

In the end he said,

I am off to bed!!!

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Originally Posted By: MOB Snr
There was a young lad called Mick

He got fed up talking to a prick

In the end he said,

I am off to bed!!!


I will see you soon Mr MOB,
As it's time that I shut my gob,
I will wake up tomorrow,
Without any sorrow,
And start right where I left of!!!!




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