Taffy's Corner

[The Gaffer from the Rock]

Originally Posted By: Bitch

Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock

You've only got 2 to go,
I think it is time that you show,
Me your big hairy crack,
Whilst you're laid on your back,
And the button you want me to blow

Gaffer your words do make me blush
Is this it? Is it love?
Every day i've been on my knees
Praying for this, do not tease

Is this how you really feel?
Is this the real deal?
Blow on my button it's made of brass
Then i'm gonna kick your ar se

Your last one is soon to be written,
And my lust for you is smitten,
With my fat c**k so deep,
I will leave you to keep,
My love juice that will soon be emisioned!!!

[Guest MOB Snr]

:-)

[The Gaffer from the Rock]

The alcohol has just kicked in,

I'm sorry I've been on the gin'

The post's have turned crude,

And are now very rude,

That the wronguns are starting to wince!!!

[Guest MOB Snr]

Your pissed!!

[Guest MOB Snr]

I won killer!!

[Guest MOB Snr]

Have you noticed most of your poems are rude or crude, are you sure you do not support Hx!!

[Bitch]

My 5000th Post Poem

 

To all the men i've loved before in sox

Who've travelled in and out my box

I'm glad you came along then

I dedicate this poem

To all the men i've loved before

To all the men i have caressed

And may i say i've held the best in vests

For helping me to grow

I owe a lot I know

To all the men I've loved before

The winds of change are always blowing

And every time I try to stay

The winds of change continue blowing

And they just carry me away

To all the men who shared my turns

Who now are someone else's husbands

I'm glad they came along then

I dedicate this poem

To all the men I've loved before

To all the men who cared for me

Who filled my nights with ecstasy

They live within my heart

I'll always be a part

Of all the men I've loved before

The winds of change are always blowing

And every time I try to stay

The winds of change continue blowing

And they just carry me away

To all the men i've loved before

Who travelled in and out my door

I'm glad they came along then

I dedicate this poem

To all the men i loved before

To all the men i loved before

Who travelled in and out my doors

I'm glad they came along then

I dedicate this poem

To all the men i've loved before

 

I thank you

[Bitch]

Originally Posted By: MOB Snr

Have you noticed most of your poems are rude or crude, are you sure you do not support Hx!!

Make it rhyme Mob
You silly sod

[The Gaffer from the Rock]

Originally Posted By: MOB Snr

I won killer!!

We let you cause Junior paid the whip
He saved you from a sinking ship

[Bitch]

Make it rhyme you boys or you'll get the whip

I've got a cat 'o' nine tails straight from the hip!

[Guest MOB Snr]

Poetry does not always ryhme. you sweaty bag of slime!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SORRY YOU ARE NOT REALLY A SWEAT BAG OF SLIME!!!

 

I just could not think of anything else that did ryhme!!

[The Gaffer from the Rock]

Originally Posted By: Bitch

Make it rhyme you boys or you'll get the whip
I've got a cat 'o' nine tails straight from the hip!

Apologies straight from the heart,
That I had begun to start,
Posting without rhyming,
I'd lost all my timing,
I was talking to a silly old fart!!!

[Bitch]

You are getting the hang of this

Mob you'll get me in a tiz!

It's quite nice to be called Sweaty slime

I've been called worse in my time

 

 

[Guest MOB Snr]

I will not ryhme, as that is no crime

Have you seen the time?

 

This is silly, I would rather play with my playstation!!!

[The Gaffer from the Rock]

The MOB is a funny old man,

Cause he lives in a caravan,

He loves nettle soup,

Goes outdoors for his poops,

And he drives an old transit van!!!!

[Guest MOB Snr]

Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock

The MOB is a funny old man,
Cause he lives in a caravan,
He loves nettle soup,
Goes outdoors for his poops,
And he drives an old transit van!!!!

YOU SAD BUSTARD, that aint even close to being funny!

Where did you get Nettle soup??

[Bitch]

I think his play station has taken a bashing

I'm sure i saw it there just hanging

All ragged and abused and bright red

I hope this goes over his head!

 

[The Gaffer from the Rock]

There was a lino called white,

Who was goaded into a fight,

By a fellow like Fred,

Who was out of his head,

And was at the lane tonight!!!!

[Guest MOB Snr]

There was a young lad called Mick

 

He got fed up talking to a prick

 

In the end he said,

 

I am off to bed!!!

[The Gaffer from the Rock]

Originally Posted By: MOB Snr

There was a young lad called Mick

He got fed up talking to a prick

In the end he said,

I am off to bed!!!

I will see you soon Mr MOB,
As it's time that I shut my gob,
I will wake up tomorrow,
Without any sorrow,
And start right where I left of!!!!