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#101
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Goodnight Gaffer from the Rock
I hope you sleep like a log
Be careful where you lay
See you in the morning for Poet's Day

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Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock
Originally Posted By: MOB Snr
There was a young lad called Mick

He got fed up talking to a prick

In the end he said,

I am off to bed!!!


I will see you soon Mr MOB,
As it's time that I shut my gob,
I will wake up tomorrow,
Without any sorrow,
And start right where I left of!!!!


There are two FF's o Off!!!

Gnight!!

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For Taffy T Pot & the Gators

Taffy T Pot stands erect
Next to Frankie what do you expect?
Pagey with them looking handsome
Cookies tomes about the action

The table of faith
Dont pass in haste
The lovely June is the Fan
Ancient Blue what a man!

Joseba with his flash aswell
Takes pics of unsuspecting gals
T-Bar Mark and his singing mates
They are what make the Gate

Trotty the hero when they win
Lose and he's in the sin bin
Manager most gorgeous in the league
I'd jump on him with great speed.

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Originally Posted By: The Gaffer from the Rock
The Great Ekscape will like this


There was a young man called Glen,
Who was secretly interested in men,
His favourate was kn0b'
Stuck deep in his gob,
Whilst bending over again!!!!


Ah, I see your game Gaffer. Just stumbled across this, thought it would be rude not to give you a friendly reply:

There was a bald bloke from the rock,
Who wasn't adversed to some c*ck,
He spends all of the day,
Claiming not to be gay,
And then spends all of the night in a frock

Have that you northern monkey!

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For the insomniacs

Wake up! Only joking
You are up, all still smoking hyperactive
Never a nights rest
NOt a joke, i dont jest

Frustration is a bad thing
Sleep eludes cant touch gin
What to do til light?
Wait up for those that sleep at night

Tick tock the clock does chime
Cant rest, there isn't time
No one to share at this hour
All asleep they have the power

Buzzzzzz is that an alarm?
Nope, still tucked up and calm
Wake up and play with me
Its no fun cant you see?

Think i might hit the sack
No one here to answer back
When morning comes i'll be gone
But i'll be back with the sun

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For the sexually frustrated

You cant beat the real thing
But what d'ya do in between?
Toss and turn all night long
A little play? Is it wrong? smile

Will you really burn in hell?
Is there a body for sale?
Look about anyone waiting
I gotta have it, it's so frustrating!

I'm starting to fantasise
My libido starts to rise
It's no fun without
Start putting it about

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Waiting for Saturday to come

Time for the match at 3pm
What do we do until then?
Chewing fingers to the quick
Waiting for the clock to tick

Awaiting the roar of the crowd
Hear it strong hear it loud
Waited all week and now it's coming
In the clubhouse it is buzzing

Wake up to black clouds
No more rain it aint allowed!
Pitch is boggy, unplayable!
What d'ya expect us to do?

Waited all week for the game
Ref calls it off he is so lame
Lets wait for them all to come
We'll have a tear up on the forum!

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Looking for a game

Ours is called off, what do we do?
Look around, weather is awful
Higher or lower? How far to go?
Might as well play subeuteo!

Will it be Canvey, Burnham or Grays?
Gimme a pitch where the rain dont lay
Depends on the entry ten quid or four
Bugga the prem i'm going for more

Non League is better all round
Than a souless Premier ground
Get to the players, abuse the ref
Sod it you can keep all the rest

Burgers and chips and sausage too
A skip away to the loo
Stuff your Ar senal, West Ham follies
Non league all the way for jollies

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It's Cup Fever,Cup Fever

A cheer goes out, the roar of the crowd
It's Saturday afternoon it's allowed
Look around the ground is buzzing
Shouting, cheering and cussing

50, 500, 5000 or more
It dont matter when we score
We wait until that perfect time
It hits the net it is fine

Bodies jostling in profusion
It went in, not an illusion
Bit of leather crosses the line
The feeling is sublime

Back to the half way line
Do it again we've got the time
A foul committed we shout blue murder
The ref dont see we shout even louder

The ball goes down the other end
We see hand ball and shout again
The lino didnt see it at all
We rant and rave and give it our all

The ball goes in again at the other end
It's enough to drive us round the bend
The ball is passed it goes offcourse
We yell and scream til we're hoarse

A bit of flowing passing occurs
We cheer and jump and hug ofcourse
We are the best so spur them on
Our team are great they can do no wrong

Suddenly it goes tits up
They hit the net we're out the cup
Just when the whistle should blow
We score again and away we go

All of us we sing as one
Extra time, glad that we've come
Nothing in the first fifteen
Enough excitement to split our spleens

2nd half and still no score
Down to pens could we ask for more?
They go up to the spot
First one misses wot a clot!

Down to the last, can we bare to watch
Ball is placed on the penalty spot
Nerves are jangling, stomach knotting
Yes he scores, can we believe what's happening?

Yes, GET IN it hit the meshing
The crowd surges forward in the din
We are as one supporting our team
We've won the cup it is our dream

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Armchair Manager

Get him off bloody great oaf!
He's had more slices than a loaf
Kick him out he is a buffoon
I wouldn't have bought that goon

What the bleedin hell is this?
Him a striker are you taking the pith?
Send him back from where he came
Dont we wanna win this game?

The oaf steps up and he scores
Slices it in and the crowd roars
In the net from the buffoon
We are two up before too soon

What is that? What a pratt!
He cant defend he is too fat
His shorts too tight his hair too long
We'll be losing before anon

They go on the attack
But are thwarted by the pratt
Ball in the air catches in his hair
All they can do is stand and stare

Second half and who is that one lanky?
He cant play midfield he is too wa nky
When it comes down to play
He'll blow over, he'll blow away!

Ball comes into the mid section
Lanky's up and gains possession
He puts it through to the pratt see?
Pratt only goes and makes it 3!



bounce bounce bounce




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In the early hours,Bitch is a stalking,
In desparate need for a bit of a porking,
Is there a man that is up to the task,
There is a bit of a queue so best bring a flask.

She needs a man not a boy fantasist,
A educated man that is a cunning linguist,
You need to be brave and don't go there meekly,
As she will beat your bottom with a copy of Woman's Weekly.

So step forward guys and make yourselves known,
And Bitch will arrange to get you alone,
Be prepared to be working all through the night,
But be warned her Lady Garden is a bit of a fright.

Good luck brave souls that search and seek her,
As in the morning you will be somewhat weaker,
Her former lover has sadly departed,
His heart just stopped when her fanny farted.



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The sun may may not be out today
But hip hip horray
The Urchins are still coming out to play!

yay URCHINS!

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It is true to say that Bitch is a hussy,
I come back from work to find her doing it with Gussy,
She says it was just some innocent flirting,
But she was asking for tips on rimming and squirting.

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Originally Posted By: Bitch
Ode to Rhodes
An ode to Rhodes who'd have thought?
Tis in poetry to him that i should talk!
Man amongst men he winds them up
They always bite, no time to sup

They heckle, they shout and cry and abuse
They can't see through the Rhodesy ruse
He just has to appear and they do shout
Rhodesy charms them back with a playful clout

They'll never learn or better his wit
The SSML is full of twits
Great reading he makes for us quiet observers
Keep it up mighty Rhodesy dish it out to the deservers

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Bitch - Only just noticed this post, what can I say! x

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Originally Posted By: cantos
It is true to say that Bitch is a hussy,
I come back from work to find her doing it with Gussy,
She says it was just some innocent flirting,
But she was asking for tips on rimming and squirting.


ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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Originally Posted By: Gussy
Originally Posted By: cantos
It is true to say that Bitch is a hussy,
I come back from work to find her doing it with Gussy,
She says it was just some innocent flirting,
But she was asking for tips on rimming and squirting.


ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

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He goes off to work leaving me alone
Who can blame me for having a roam
Gussy he comes into my box
While you're away he makes me rock!

Take this as a lesson, you fellas take heed
If you neglect your bitch when she's in need
A young buck may come along
And fill your space while you are gone

But when you return it's just me and you
We do all the things that just take two
You know i am here at the end of the day
But while you're away i'll be making hay!

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The Forum
The place where I cure my boredom
The Forum
Where I’m sick of hearing about Dorking
The Forum
Where I hear about who’s scoring
The Forum
Where players mix with the board room
The Forum
Where bitch flirts with all of them
The Forum
Where ESL boys love Bukkake
The Forum
Where Rhodes winds em up all day
The Forum
Where Kaisers soooo gay
The Forum
Where I started off as WembleyWay
The Forum!!!!!!!

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Why did Matron let him out for the day ?

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Originally Posted By: Big J R
Why did Matron let him out for the day ?



The Forum?

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CCL Forum ???

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