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duck duck

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I believe she is going to buy a plane with the money.......

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.........if she has any left, I think she should buy a ladyshave for the other leg

duck bolt

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Good luck to her . It cost old macca and arm and" A LEG " by the looks of things. serves him right .

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Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke


.........if she has any left, I think she should buy a ladyshave for the other leg


And a spokeshave for the wooden one!!

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Originally Posted By: Hookey
Originally Posted By: Greg_Dyke


.........if she has any left, I think she should buy a ladyshave for the other leg


And a spokeshave for the wooden one!!


I thought that was what the plane was for? confused

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oh dear Hookey......not a carpenter then ?

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I just thought Spokeshave was funnier! grin

I'll have you know I got a 'C' in Woodwork!!!!

I hope she gets "Death Watch BEATLE" in her pegleg.

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She's in the process of writing a book.

It'll be entitled......

"The Hokey-Cockey, Hop-Scotch, Marriage, and other things I can't do" !

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I think McCartney got off lightly, £25m is a drop in the ocean to him and it could have been a lot more if Heather had stuck with her lawyers

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I heard they left her swiftly after reviewing her case, and realising she didnt have a leg to stand on duck

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Originally Posted By: Rhodes
I think McCartney got off lightly, £25m is a drop in the ocean to him and it could have been a lot more if Heather had stuck with her lawyers
He did get off lightly considoring he's worth 800 million.

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Apparently McCartney is only worth £400m rather than the £825m that has been widely reported

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she is a dirty old money grabbing one legged smelly fannied c u n t in my humble opinion,i hope she loses the other leg

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she is a dirty old money grabbing one legged smelly fannied c u n t in my humble opinion,i hope she loses the other leg



I wish you wouldn't beat about the bush u m............Mind you .........If she lost her other leg..............That's all you could beat about! bolt

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Originally Posted By: urchin_mentalist
she is a dirty old money grabbing one legged smelly fannied c u n t in my humble opinion, i hope she loses the other leg

Yes but you can see what McCartney saw in her in the beginning when he attended that Charity event where she was speaking at, you could tell he was mesmorised by her particularly her breasts in that tight red jumper.


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Yes but you can see what McCartney saw in her in the beginning when he attended that Charity event where she was speaking at, you could tell he was mesmorised by her particularly her breasts in that tight red jumper.


fancy a bit of that do you rhodsey....

most expensive whore in history as it turns out and a ghastly fat gobbed geordie bitch to boot....

bang to rights... gore

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Uncle Urchin - I don't disagree but how was McCartney fooled to such a degree despite his children seeing through Heather from a mile away.

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Uncle Urchin - I don't disagree but how was McCartney fooled to such a degree despite his children seeing through Heather from a mile away.


no fool like an old fool rhodsey.... grin



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she is a pig,i wouldn't touch it with yours rhodesy
he is a mug for thinking she actually fancied him but she is a dirty old ripper and a greedy one at that.I hope she gets married again and the bloke takes her to the cleaners but i doubt she would be as stupid as mcartney!

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Originally Posted By: Uncle Urchin
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Uncle Urchin - I don't disagree but how was McCartney fooled to such a degree despite his children seeing through Heather from a mile away.


no fool like an old fool rhodsey.... grin



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Off to buy a tight red jumper and some chicken fillets happybouncer

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somebody i know suggested that paul was a bit of a wife beater?? i said, 'no way!'. They said, 'if she was still alive, she'd be able to tell you'. Who knows, when we're 64???? allegedly......




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