The Nellie Appreciation Thread

[nellie]

sorry cantos....always said I would only do it once....and already done it lol

[cantos]

Originally Posted By: nellie

sorry cantos....always said I would only do it once....and already done it lol

Stop changing the subject.

[nellie]

I have been married cantos and as much as it was the best days work I ever did....I will never marry again. So sorry to say I will have to say no cantos.

[cantos]

What's all this marrage malarkey.i am just after some casual sex

[nellie]

awww sorry cantos not in to casal sex either

[cantos]

It's not going well is it.

[nellie]

fraid not cantos

[cantos]

I will put you down as a maybe then.

[nellie]

maybe not cantos lol

[cantos]

I will write you a poem on poets day.

[Moo]

That's just his way, nellie. If you don't give him a definite no, in writing, he still holds out hope.

[nellie]

okay moo thanks for the warning

 

nooooooooooooo cantos

 

will that do moo? lol

[Moo]

You never can be sure with him, but it is a good start.

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Poor cantos is a man who can't understand,

the only sex available is from his right hand.

A no could mean a maybe, he clutches like a straw.

as his unrequited love splashes down on the floor!

 

William Spokeshave 08!

[Rhodes]

American Fleet Fan No.1 - That's a bit strong isn't it, I thought Cantos was married to a Spanish lady who surely makes him feel more than adequete in that department unlike American women who I find somewhat cold.

[Moo]

American women aren't cold. It just takes the right man..

[Mrs Keeps]

[American FLEET FAN No1]

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

American Fleet Fan No.1 - That's a bit strong isn't it, I thought Cantos was married to a Spanish lady who surely makes him feel more than adequete in that department unlike American women who I find somewhat cold.

Hi Big Nose, what took you so long? I knew you wouldn't be able to resist sticking it into this thread!
American women are cold? Is this another of your unfounded opinions, or do you actually know any American Women?
If cantos was upset I'm sure he would have complained himself, once again, Banter has whooshed well above your overlarge head!

[Greg_Dyke]

Has Rhodes never seen that Rustlers advert ?

 

[Daffy]

Originally Posted By: American FLEET FAN No1

Originally Posted By: Rhodes

American Fleet Fan No.1 - That's a bit strong isn't it, I thought Cantos was married to a Spanish lady who surely makes him feel more than adequete in that department unlike American women who I find somewhat cold.

Hi Big Nose, what took you so long? I knew you wouldn't be able to resist sticking it into this thread!
American women are cold? Is this another of your unfounded opinions, or do you actually know any American Women?
If cantos was upset I'm sure he would have complained himself, once again, Banter has whooshed well above your overlarge head!

Maybe he 'knows the greatest American Woman of all time' - he has got friends in 'high places'

Statue of Liberty - suppose being made from stone & steel counts as cold?