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The Imponderables:

If you choke a Smurf,what colour does it turn?

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If a man with no arms has a gun,is he armed?

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Can Atheists get insurance for Acts of God?

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You bored then ehh Cantos grin

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Yep

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Do penguins have knees?

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Why does your nose run and your feet smell

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How does an Aspirin find a headache?


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Are lions really afraid of kitchen chairs?

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Shouid crematorians give discounts to burns victims?

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Thats just sick! grin

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What was the best thing before sliced bread?

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Ahh, can answer that one.......

Bloody great thick doorsteps biglaugh

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Why is abbreviation such a long word?

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Whose cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'Lisp'?

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What are hyena's laughing at?

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Why do gnats like some people more than others

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If Superman could stop bullets with his chest, why did he always duck if the bad guy threw the gun at him?

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How comes you never hear of gruntled employees?

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Why is a building called a building when it is already built?

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How can you tell when you have run out of invisible ink?




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