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how do you know when you've made a spelling mistake?


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If you butter a piece of toast and drop it, it lands butter side down

If you drop a cat it always lands on it's feet

What would happen if you buttered the back of a cat and dropped that?

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Last one from me today............

Why is it called the tourist season if you can't shoot them?

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Can mute people burp?

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If you are about to "pass wind", how can you tell, how bad it will smell and which size of area it would affect ?

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If blind people wear sunglasses,why don't deaf people wear ear muffs?

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wonder what it would be like if pigs really could fly

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wonder what it would be like if pigs really could fly


The price of bacon would go up!

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we would be rashing out to buy it grin

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How come you weigh the same before and after a big poo? grin

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How come you weigh the same before and after a big poo? grin

Try blowing your nose too, it makes all the difference sick

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does a cat really have 9 lives?

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How come only men are Colour Blind?

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why is the sports news always on the back pages of a newspaper?

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Why does each decade take a different amount of time to complete?
From 0 to 10 years old goes slowly
From 10 to 20 takes ages
From 20 to 30 quick
and then the acceleration really kicks in............. biglaugh

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If humans evolved from monkeys, why is it that monkeys still exist?


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If a man is standing in the forest and he says something and there is not a woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?


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If a man is standing in the forest and he says something and there is not a woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Yes.

What if there were no hypothetical situations?

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biglaugh

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If one synchronized swimmer drowns,do the rest have to drown too?




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