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How is it possible to have a civil war?

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What's another word for synonym?

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Does killing time damage eternity?

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If a turtle doesn't have a shell is he homeless or naked?

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Who was the first man to look at a cow and think "I'm going to squeeze them dangly bits and drink whatever comes out"?






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If sign makers go on strike,do the carry picket signs?

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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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What was Captain Hook called before he lost his hand?

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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

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If you fell out with your yoga teacher,would it put you in a difficult position?

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How can someone "draw a blank"?


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How can there be "self help GROUPS"?


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Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?


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If a cow laughed really hard, would milk come out her nose?


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and lastly for today............You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why don't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?


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If you take an oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disorientated ?



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If people from Poland are called "Poles", why aren't people from Holland called "Holes" ?

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Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

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Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives race car not called a racist?

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Why is it campers(in NY State) throw glass and tin cans into the fire....................But throw their cigarette ends on the ground?




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