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#41
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talking about invisible...he's gone quiet since the lass went away on her hols.......aaahhh..bless him...he's love sick.... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


Ha ha, here I am, you capitalist hyenas and imperialist lackeys! I haven't bothered to chip in lately as it's really all the same old tosh.

Tell you what though, I agree with all you Attilas and Ghengis Khans about these twerps rampaging around breaking things. They are not left wing, right wing, tail or bloody beak, they are complete tosspots in my book! [color:"red"] [/color]

Just to catch up then: WW2, causes of - too complex to sum up in a simplistic forum post (but I believe it was started by Vera Lynn's agent).

Child tax credit: why does the advert say the dosh automatically goes to the female parent? Is this true? Why do these things stop when the little perishers get to 18, they seem to get more expensive then. The Invisible Girl passed her test yesterday morning then pranged her car in the evening.

Europe: strongly in favour in principle, but accept that we need to start again with the actual mechanism of the thing.

Euro: yes. Silly name though.

Nationalism: I think the expression is now generally used to describe an fairly extreme viewpoint but as you say is not necessarily rightwing, as in England, France or Germany, could be left eg Cuba, Vietnam, the Peples Republic of Everywhere and so on.

Boromans colleague's tits: any chance you could post a photo so I could give an opinion? Perhaps we could argue which was best - Urchino and I will go for the left, you lot go for the right. It'll also keep me amused till the Lass posts her holidays pics........

[color:"red"] Up the revolution, comrades![/color]

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What's going to be the next Beef ???

The Local Elections ?? APATHY RULES O.K. ???

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I was going to go to a meeting of our local Apathy Society tonight......

I was also going to go to assertiveness classes, but I didn't like to.

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The left tit is the best all tits are equal and ya tits are european whether you like it not.........que the claims that the right tit subserdises the left one......

I think i have gone CRAZY!!!

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Working in London I saw a whole army of left tits yesterday

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Looking out my back door this moring I saw a couple of Great Tits!!

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I think I made a boob.

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Well at least your man enough to make a clean breast of things.

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Well I've had my knockers.

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Can't wait for Halifax to get back from hols, seeing as we're now onto tits and knockers !

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I bet we get told off.

Let's just blame it on the St Albans lads...

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Speaking of hols, where have you been, Invisible Man?

And why did I find a return train ticket to Halifax in your Invisible Coat?

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I have a feeling he's been 'back packing' around Portugal..!

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I am maintaining a dignified silence.

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Careful what you say. SHE'S BACK !!!

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Careful what you say. SHE'S BACK !!!


Is this a Meldrew Moan JR?

You make me sound like some puritanical, politically correct women's libber!

Perhaps you're actually into chastisement and have visions of someone in a cap and gown wearing stiletto heels (not white, although I'm assured they're in this season) and brandishing a cane!!!!!!!!!!!!

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and have visions of someone in a cap and gown wearing stiletto heels (not white, although I'm assured they're in this season) and brandishing a cane!!!!!!!!!!!!
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No, but I have.

No need for the cap and gown though.

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Do you really think it's a good idea for The Invisible Firstborn to know about your little fetish. I mean....... admitting it in public, it could do irrepairable damage to the poor boy!!

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I'll do him some bloody damage alright!

And if you think THAT's a fetish...

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Mmmmm rendered speechless!!!!

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