Tight (very) black pants

[pabird]

Have you lads noticed that with the advent of sunshine the entire London scene is awash with tight black pants (trousers/Female)

Now of course it does not concern me it just coincides with a marked rise in temperature that could be the onset of a virus?

[The Invisible Firstborn]

I certainly noticed it at lunch just now. The tighter the better, I say!

 

More a fan of those pedal-pusher things. With a cheeky bit of calf on display.

 

And of course, the short skirt and knee-high boots! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

[Mr Happy]

....not forgetting the hand cuffs and whip!!

[The Invisible Firstborn]

Unfortuantely, the secretaries of the City dont seem to be allowed to wear that to work.

 

 

[The Invisible Man]

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I certainly noticed it at lunch just now.

What bloody time do you have lunch then, seeing as you were still gracing my living room when I left for work???

[The Invisible Firstborn]

I had a light snack at about 12.30pm

 

I didnt have any breakfast. You moaned last time I ate your Shreddies

[The Invisible Firstborn]

Come to think of it, what are you doing on here? Havent you got some bloody work to be getting on with?!!

[The Invisible Man]

I partake of luncheon at a respectable hour.

[The Invisible Firstborn]

I like to think of the 12.30 jaunt as more of a 'brunch'.

 

Perhaps a spot of lunch mid-afternoon. Followed by tea and crumpet(s).

[The Invisible Man]

You are actually at work, aren't you?

[The Invisible Firstborn]

Of course. but I like to spread my meals throughout the day to keep the strength up.

[saraholiver]

oo, look at these lovely legs:

 

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[Halifax Lass]

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oo, look at these lovely legs:

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Sara, don't want to come the heavy handed social worker but I do have to take account of Child Protection Act. Showing your assets on here is not too sensible a thing to do!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok so I'm also jealous!!!

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[The Invisible Firstborn]

Lass is right. Have you seen the dodgy old geezers on here?!

[Halifax Lass]

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Lass is right. Have you seen the dodgy old geezers on here?!

Are we thinking along the same lines Firstborn?!!!!!!!! While he's otherwise occupied, just how old is your Invisible Paterfamilias??

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[The Invisible Man]

23

[Big J R]

A Mere baby !!

[Halifax Lass]

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23

Yeh, and I'm a mermaid!!!!

Unless Firstborn is head of the family........interesting!!!!!!

[The Invisible Firstborn]

I bloody well ought to be.

And if her were 23, that would make him a year younger than me. Now, I'm not a doctor or scientific expert, but...............

[The Invisible Man]

Mermaids, hmmmm. They're ok but they do smell a bit fishy...

 

When I was about 18 I wrote an epic poem about a mermaid. Also one about a remarkable lady called Emily, with a sequel about Big Rod, Son of Emily.

 

I was young and foolish.