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Hullbridge v Enfield Report by Russ (ha ha)

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I have just received the report on last nights match from Russ. I thought you might like to have a laugh.
Tuesday 14th October james came round to pick me up at 1-55pm we left milton keynes at 2pm to take a nice slow journey to heybridge (sorry i ment hullbridge)nice trip down the motoway when we came to basildon i turned my my satalite navigation on hoping this year we would find the ground wow how easy it was so easy we went straight there no mucking about this time it was 3-45 so time to find a nice pub we found the anchor inn i had sphegetti bollanace and james had bloody liver yuck!!!!!!!!!! then james saw a squirrel on the roof oppisite we sat there admiring what he was doing absolutly nothing he didn't even move i told james it must of been a fake one so then we had our puddings james had a cherry bakewell pudding and custard (greedy [****!!****])and i had a syrup pudding with cream (not a greedy [****!!****])oh yes i had 2 pints of britvic orange and lemonade james 2 diet cokes it was 5-15 when we came out and went right to the ground where we met kevin (our manager) our 2nd in control (ben) alan and mark yes mark he dont go to the important games on a Saturday just the silly midweek games so i had to have a word with him but he took it well bless him the weather wasn't to bad but i did have on 3 jumpers 2 vests and of course my football shirt it must of been sometime after 6pm that we went into the bar more surprises it wasn't open no drinks but me and james didn't moan we had ours earlier just shows you we arnt silly a few more of our fans rolled in even steve was there so now the report i bet you've been waiting for our team ........ brincat, robinson, borghys, oshin, bonwich, marin, balic, brown, clarke, seon,......... oshin scored our first goal on 15min the rain then came pouring down so i came in and sat in the bar,second half it stopped raining so i went to watch the game again they started well and with our backs up against the wall they scored to make 1-1 as the game moved on they looked the better team they had there chances but didn't take them but then about 3 mins from time clarke scored a beauty from about 25yards he turned and hit a screamer what went in of the underside of the bar great goal the enfield crowd went crazy the players all went over to the bench unbelivable great end to the match (ive sent you 2 photos to)............. russ


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Thats a classic , i'd better watch out in case I get the elbow

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thats how a report should be done tony watch out im getting the hang of it now



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I think we should get the penguin some bifocals , Now that would be Interesting brille008

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Russ good report,made my day!!!


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wonder if james has read it yet im pleased you liked it jakki


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Russ I just read your joke on my E mail Very Funny as well .

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oh mr cadbury one linda sent me that one you and tony going saturday


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I was in the Anchor yesterday and had the cottage pie. Sheila had the steak salad. Nice couple of pints of Bombadier.

I am surprised Russ didn't mention the shorn dog which had a head the size of a bear.

Then a nice sail back up to Burnham. A perfect afternoon.

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You could have popped in to the match and said hello steph ! I'm the big ugly git !

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that was a dog steph yes i did see it



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Quality reporting Russ! Looking forward to seeing your write-up for the Takeley game, let us know if you see any unusual wildlife. I saw a stag on the way back from Barton Rovers last night, it was defintely not fake, had the antlers going on and everthing.

Steph- Russ was frightened of the dog. When I retire I hope my afternoons are spent like yours, just ambling down by the river. I won't get a boat though, maybe a pushbike.

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good game at barton james who played and what was the score im sure your seeing things like that squirrel on the roof tuesday afternoon



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It was 'alright, everybody was in the bar watching England. I think they won.

Cockfosters definitely did win, nicked it with 2 goals in the last 3 minutes to beat Crawley Green 2-1.

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thanks for the update cockfosters lol



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Originally Posted By: MKJames

Quality reporting Russ! Looking forward to seeing your write-up for the Takeley game, let us know if you see any unusual wildlife. I saw a stag on the way back from Barton Rovers last night, it was defintely not fake, had the antlers going on and everthing.

Steph- Russ was frightened of the dog. When I retire I hope my afternoons are spent like yours, just ambling down by the river. I won't get a boat though, maybe a pushbike.
Another Russ report ??? Surely not doh

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Just seen this great report Russ grin




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