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I couldn't leave for work without saying how concerned I am about Official. He really doesn't seem himself at all. Where's that flamboyant, colourful character. Currently he's but a shadow of his former self. Professionally I'm worried that he's being pumped full of benzodiazpines, SSRIs or worse has matron resorted to ECT!!!!!!!!!

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probably more like psycho-surgery

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A frontal lobotomy would probably do him the world of good [only joking!]

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You can not have a second

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Insulin coma therapy if we are talking archaic treatments.

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fear not fellow posters....our esteemed Official is undergoing treatment to wean him off the 'Pub'........and also is suffering from slight withdrawel symptons due to the end of the football season..... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

he will make random appearances when 'matron' is otherwise occupied and in the meantime I shall be on hand to offer you all guidance and wisdom............. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I understand that the waiting list for this 'forum detoxification' is somewhat lengthy....... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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right then....just a quick one before the old battleaxe comes back.......this place is in a frenzy...signs going up on doors everywhere........ <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

a new room for pabird whilst he undergoes 'Borg Blues Therapy'......... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

one for the lass to wean her off Invisible........apparently she can't find him....... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

and a whole suite for all the Wealdstone fans......something to do with manic depression............. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

ha ha ha ha....'ere....wotchit...she's back......aaagggghhhhh...

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Try the Leeches !

They'll reduce the bruises !

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good idea BJR but they're all holed up in Downing Street......!

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And Westminster... And Whitehall... and every accountant's office; Solicitors office, Estate Agents Office......

Nurse ??? Pass my pills........

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Well; Just to rejuvenate Halifax's thread: It's the weekend, so I suppose Big Tone, Two Jags and the rest of them Socialist (?) cronies are tucked away in their council houses quaffing cups of tea or Horlicks, and wondering how to stun and amaze us all on Monday.

I suppose there's no chance of............

No ? Oh well, Never mind !

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It could be worse they could be on a Tory Bonding meeting......... :smirk ..........But knowing the tories it could be a Bondage weekend instead <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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You're probably right Vr2 !

I can just imagine Cherie done up in her judges robes, stockings and suzzies, with a small mask and whip.

Two jags slobbering and foaming at the mouth, (nothing new there, then), David Flunkitt feeling his way around. Big Tone rushing round with a cam-corder, shouting, "BOND, BOND, BOND !!"

Makes the Tories look like a bunch of schoolboys ! (Nothing new there then, either !)

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lol i think i'm going to hsve nightmares tonight!

Not only the Labour Bondage party
But also And Waddlebum in school uniform <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

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They do say Ann Waddlebum was a bit of a go-er in her day. Now she lives at home with her pussy !

(Mrs Slocombe ???)

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That gives me an idea bring "back Are You being Served" as "Are You Being Conned"

Ann Waddlebum as Mrs Slocome
Michael Portiloo as Mr Lucas

mmm........

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Emma Bunton as Mis Brahms ?

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like the idea <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />
and the cheeky Girls as secutaries for Old Mr Grace

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Gary Linneker as Mr Rumbold ?

(jug-ears !)

Oh, it gets worse and worse !

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Julian Clary as Mr Humphreys (I'm free!)

Phil Tufnell as Mr Lucas (hmm, maybe...)




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