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Is that a metaphor?

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Couldn't he find any smutty chimney's to send you up ??


I did, but he got lost...also he made them dirtier.

Then I sent him down the mines. Look what happened to them...

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Ah, gettin' up at two int' morning to lick road clean wit' tongue. Luxury!

Invisible kids today dont know they're born

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Hmmmm Invisible kids eh. Does that mean invisible nappies, invisible number twos etc. Are there also invisible smwells as well?

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I.M wishes so ! He can't wait 'til he becomes Invisible Grand-Father !

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Super League? ..... Basically a "Northern" thing although there are a few southern invaders..... only one team worth following though.

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whos that Wigan

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I.M wishes so ! He can't wait 'til he becomes Invisible Grand-Father !


I don't even want to think about that!

I'm too young for cardigans and slippers!

I like yoghurt and strawberries and wine and stuff!!!

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Well, no chance of grandkids from my end (if you'll pardon the expression).

The Invisible Girl is probably the most likely contender, but not for a year or so.

But IM does wear slippers. No cardies yet. But I did catch him watching the Antiques Roadshow last week.
And he has a thing for Gloria Hunniford.

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It's all lies. Slippers indeed. And if I want to see a lot of expensive old relics I could go up the Spurs.

IG is far too sensible for that sort of nonsense.

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Rather Gloria Hunniford than David Dickinson, the big Poserrrrrrrrr !!

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Gloria's daughter was ok in her time.

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I met her when I was doing press coverage of The National Cat Show a few years ago. (She was a Blue Peter Presenter !) I wasn't impressed. Found her stuck-up and full of her own importance ! And, NO, I didn't get a Blue Peter Badge !

Rolf Harris now ! A perfect gentleman. What you see is what you get !

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Sure, but from I've seen of Rolf and of Karen, I'll stick to the latter!

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I'm going on personalities, NOT looks.

One's a perfect gent: The other WAS at the time, a stuck-up C*w ! Her female co-presenter, on Blue Peter, who's name I cannot remember, was the complete opposite. A real 'Darling'.

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I'm going on personalities, NOT looks.
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That's just weird! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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You can't sh*g a TV presenter during a cat show !

(Oh, I don't know, though !)

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And with all those pussies around... oo Mrs Slocombe!

nothing if not predictable, eh?




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