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Having just watched the 1:00 news on BBC, I've come to the following conclusion.

If you can't set the explosive off that are strapped to your body, then why not learn to swim ?

Saves the cost of a trial, though !!

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This story's much more interesting, JR..

http://news.bbc.co.u...ire/3039021.stm

Ferret-dodging, ho ho!

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I love it, Rob !!

Have sent the site to a great mate, who is an area managed for AMEc, (The railway repairers, allegedly !)

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dived into his lunch box.


ouch!

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The truth about Potters Bar beggars belief !

I don't know if it will ever emerge !!!!

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the bloke who got washed up should have used floating explosives...........

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He was trained by the Irish.

Someone told him the explosives were plastic, and he'd float coz plastic floats !!




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