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Well that proves that there is no connection me and Urchinette, urchinettes in general, Essex girls real or honorary, or anything else to do with whatever the subject is, was, may be or might have been.

Right, so with my innocence clearly demonstrated, if all days are the same, I bloody hope they're not all like Mondays!

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'thou protesteth to much'........!!

you can make the same 7 days anyday you want....its all in the mind.....

mine are all Fridays.... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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OK I'll take Saturday then. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

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Oh Invisible, what can I say to make amends? I should have realised what an honourable type of guy you are. Guess sorry isn't good enough after I've called into question your character.

Please,please don't 'send me to Coventry' say you'll forgive me. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

(Leicester's OK though <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />)

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To be fair I think anything's better than Coventry! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

Centre Parks miht be more fun than the service station though. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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And what do I do there? Mow the grass and wash everyones car!

Guess I've really gone and blown it. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />


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No. I'll think of something.

Trust me. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
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No. I'll think of something.

Trust me. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />


It's trusting you that's got me into this pickle!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

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Hmmmm, pickle, now there's a thought... is that instead of the yoghurt or as well as?

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Hmmmm, pickle, now there's a thought... is that instead of the yoghurt or as well as?


Depends on how much time we've got!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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As long as it takes, babe!

I suppose the sandwich spread grade of pickle would be better?

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Honey!!! Now there's an idea. Did you know it has antiseptic properties?

Is this impromptu dig of yours likely to take place soon? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

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I'd better rub some on my ear then.

If I knew when it was, it wouldn't be impromptu, would it?

But actually, yes. And it's in the midlands.. well north of the Thames and definitely west of the Lee. Nowhere near Essex.

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Oh not near Northampton again!!!! What's wrong with Worcester or Kidderminster? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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OK they sound much nicer.

I'll dig anywhere. I am quite promiscuous with my little trowel.

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I'd really rather not know that thankyou. Here was me thinking I was your only interest!! Only goes to show you can't judge a book by it's cover <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

I'm off to play badminton now to get rid of this surplus energy! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Watch out people: I've surfaced !

How can you be promiscuous with a trowel ? (Don't answer that !)

Nothing wrong with Essex girls. They're not slow at coming forward.

Remember MANY years ago, when I worked in Barking, I had to call on a female staff member who was off sick and had some paperwork we badly needed. (As I recall, she lived on a HUGE council estate just off the A.13 about a mile past Fords, Dagenham.

I digress. I called, had the customery cup of tea and collected the papers, and was quite astounded when I was propositioned to a 'quickie' by her !!

Oh, happy days.

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To show that I am a reformed man and on my best behaviour, I wil refrain from any abysmal jokes about shuttlecocks.

Tomorrow I will not even ask if you are a little stiff from badminton!

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Give Invis her address it's a damn sight nearer than Halifax or Leicester Forest Services come to that. God are my eyes green today!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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