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Give Invis her address it's a damn sight nearer than Halifax or Leicester Forest Services come to that. God are my eyes green today!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />


NOW what have I done? I thought my innocence was established and I was returned to good favour without a blot on my escutcheon? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />

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Give Invis her address it's a damn sight nearer than Halifax or Leicester Forest Services come to that. God are my eyes green today!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />


NOW what have I done? I thought my innocence was established and I was returned to good favour without a blot on my escutcheon? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif" alt="" />


Is that something you catch in Essex? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Only joking Invis, you are definitely back in my good books (you were never out of them, it's this dreadful sense of humour of mine) and now I really am off to play badminton!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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Too long ago to remember, I'm afraid. Travel East down the A.13. Fords, Dagenham on the right. About half a mile further on, Huge estate on the left.

Knowing its reputation, I reckon any house would do Invis !!

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Shhh! I never know where I am with this volatile woman!

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I think she's cooking tea for son and heir !

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That sounds far too well-behaved and domesticated!

She says she's gone to Badminton.

Don't know whether it's to shuttle a [****!!****] a try a horse!

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I'm told she can do both at the same time.

Is that ambidextrous ?

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Ambi who? Wasn't that a Roman Emperor?

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No ! That's a butterfly.

(Sorry, No it was Purple)

Must be a big tea the Lass is cooking ! Mind you - I understand her son plays games on HIS computer and kicks her off !

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Careful! You really don't want to upset her!

Tea, hmmm. What should I attempt now?

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Do you need a map to the kitchen ?

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No. I know it's the place where I keep the beer. Someone keeps putting green stuff in the fridge though, severely reducing beer storage space.

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That 'Green Stuff' COULD be bottles of Becks !!

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No, it's too crunchy.

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CAREFUL !

I have it on good authority Lass is lurking !

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I know. Shh, quick, everybody be good!

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She's hiding again, OR on her way to Leicester Forest Services.

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Hi guys, are you two conspiring against me? Yes I'm back and I've made dinner since playing badminton. I'd have made some for you too Invis but as you seem to need a map to the kitchen there's no chance you'd find Halifax.(Actually I don't live in Halifax but just off J25). <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

What idiot organised badminton on a very warm afternoon? I'm far too hot now.......Oh, it was me, well it seemed a good idea at the time <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />



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Nope. Didn't do anything, did we, BJR?

Actually, not that I would wish to contradict you in any way, I said I DO know the way to the kitchen.

J25 eh? What a remamrkable coincidence, it must be fate.

I live just off J25 of the M25.

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P.S. did you win?

(at badders, not dinner!)




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