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Sorry mate !

 

Bad afternoon at Eldest daughters. Not long been back. Setting Grand-Childrens puter up on the internet.

 

Went like a dream until I tried to download MSN from the web ! 'Er Indoors and I have used it for ages, and it only took us a few minutes to download. Could I get their to run ? Could I f*ck !

 

Feeling a bit frayed round the edges !

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I've been involved with these damn things since the beginning, and to be quite honest, the novelty has worn off ! (apart from using them !).

 

I WILL get to the bottom of it though !

 

Off to bed with The Hobbit, (No ! Not the wife - The book !)

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AH. Tech-rage.

In a recent Mori survey, people found computer crashes more stressful than their first child.


Not possible!


My missus had a sunroof job for our second child. That wasn't stressful at all. We got up, got the other one to school then went to the hospitaland an hour later we had a lovely little girl who in just two years has turned into a brat!!!

I believe test tube baby births are more stressful. They made a film about it once. Its was called "A Womb With A View"!
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I have never been able to see the point of test-tube babies !

 

A hot woman is better than a cold glass tube !

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One has to after 'certain ops', and no dirty mags to help !

 

Bl**dy NHS !

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Guess you could always ask Halifax Lass that one!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

Mind you I bet she's glued to the tv watching the likes of del Piero or Rui Costa!! (Or should I say drooling) She's probably one of these women who just lurvs anything Italian. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

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Half Time! And I don't drool over Italian Men but I do lurv Italy and Italian food, Italian wine, Italian fashion.......oh and Italian ruins. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif" alt="" />

 

As for Invis, well I'd give him 9 out of 10 for trying! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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Are you playing 'Fantasy League' again, Invis ?

 

Dreaming is free I know, BUT................

 

A yawning goal ? Was it tired ?

 

Probably with nothing to do !

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I knew a Gyneacologist once, you played in goal for our local Sunday side.

 

He said it felt like being home from home on a Sunday - A bit like a busmans holiday.

 

(There'll be letter to 'The Times' about that !!)

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Then there was the gyneacologist who came home from work and his wife asked, "How was work, Dear ?"

 

He replied.

 

"I've been up to my neck, all day !!"

 

Start The Car.........................................

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