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offline Colin Zeal EFM

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You all know the tune!!

[You're staying down
You're staying down
You're staying,
Canvey's staying down] x2

All of your jokes, all of your sneers,
And all your oh-so-nears,
Made me laugh
Through the years

Cos Canvey always throw it away
With a useless display
In the Ryman they stay
Now we're singing...

In your Essex slum
On your inbred island
Your sister is your mum
You're rotting in the Ryman


Laugh about Canvey staying down
Your manager's a clown
We'll be back
At your sh*tty ground

And you might get on Match of the day
But the end of the day
At this level you'll stay
And stay forever....

In your Essex slum
On your inbred island
Your sister is your mum
You're rotting in the Ryman


(Commentary bit)
"It's Lock for Grays, he shoots, he scores, and Canvey are 2-1 down"
"And Rob Haworth equalises for Sutton - Canvey seem determined to hand the title to Gravesend"
"It's there…. Jones scores for Braintree with eight minutes remaining - and Canvey are dead and buried. They've choked it again"

Let's all raise a drink
To that fat b*stard King

[You're staying down
You're staying down
You're staying,
Canvey's staying down] x2

In your Essex slum
On your inbred island
Your sister is your mum
You're rotting in the Ryman


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offline Colin Zeal EFM

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Well, the Gravesend Webbo deleted it, and the Canvey webbo has censored it, so full marks our very own Webbo for keeping it on here!!

Coming shortly - World In Motion (Aldershot Dub Mix) <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="images/icons/wink.gif" />

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offline David Holden

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Actually I didn't, but then you have never been one to let facts stand in your way have you!

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offline mdetaylor

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Tax manager?

Bean counter?

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offline ESG

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WIM no alla violenza mix surely

any chance of a Weatherall remix of "Your staying down"

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offline Colin Zeal EFM

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Apologies to Dave GNFC - I did put it on there though

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offline EFM The Firm, The Voice

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I put it back on there as well, and once again someones deleated it!

We need to track down this humourless person, or do Gravesend feel they are too big for the Ryamn banter now, get used to stick from your former Ryman friends as you'll be down by christmas.

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I wonder if Canvey are writing a response to this...

I wouldn't imagine that poetry/song writing or generally being creative is something they excel at.




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