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They're thinking !

I can almost hear the cogs whirring.


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, or this that thier vi......... ?

Perhaps not !

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OK I'm here but sitting very quietly!

BJR, are you tired of life or something?

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I can hear you breathing though!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Think BJR has realised he's bitten off more than he can chew and gone home <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Thank God for that!

I was feeling quite limp.

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I'm not saying it but........... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />



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Well as you're going away... do BJR's sheep count as philandering?

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I don't approve of cruelty to animals....... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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They wouldn't feel a thing......... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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Sorry folks. Had to pop round youngest daughters to look at her telly !

She's had NTL installed today, and now she's got no colour on her TV, so we've been doing our Victor Meldrew bit on the phone !

What's all this about sheep ? Have I missed something ?

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Well whats the point in that then...........for the sheep I mean!


<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Alright, alright offspring I've finished now. You can have your damn computer and whoever your managing I hope they go down. So there!!

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Lass is talking 'dirty' again !

We ALL hope they go down, incidently.

I await comments from all the Urches, forthwith !

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Well whats the point in that then...........for the sheep I mean!


Depends what you thought I was going to do with them! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

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Surely, that's a Welsh Leisure Centre !

A sheep tied to the fence !

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Shear them of course, what else......then they'd FEEL much cooler in this hot weather. Phew! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Definitely got to go now..................... ouch!

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Actually I think I bu**ered it up - I think they're pabirds sheep!

Oops! Sorry BJR.

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I used to keep Mountain Goats.





Then I got arrested !

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parbird and sheep interesting <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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Ewe shouldn't say things like that 'Nett !

He might want to 'chop' you up !

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What's the difference between goats and goldfish?

One mucks around in fountains.

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Bernard Manning's Joke Book strikes again !




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