Weekend Away

[Big J R]

They're thinking !

 

I can almost hear the cogs whirring.

 

 

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, or this that thier vi......... ?

 

Perhaps not !

[The Invisible Man]

OK I'm here but sitting very quietly!

 

BJR, are you tired of life or something?

[Halifax Lass]

 

I can hear you breathing though!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

Think BJR has realised he's bitten off more than he can chew and gone home <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

Thank God for that!

 

I was feeling quite limp.

[Halifax Lass]

 

I'm not saying it but........... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[The Invisible Man]

Well as you're going away... do BJR's sheep count as philandering?

[Halifax Lass]

 

 

I don't approve of cruelty to animals....... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

They wouldn't feel a thing......... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

Sorry folks. Had to pop round youngest daughters to look at her telly !

 

She's had NTL installed today, and now she's got no colour on her TV, so we've been doing our Victor Meldrew bit on the phone !

 

What's all this about sheep ? Have I missed something ?

[Halifax Lass]

 

 

Well whats the point in that then...........for the sheep I mean!

 

 

<img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

Alright, alright offspring I've finished now. You can have your damn computer and whoever your managing I hope they go down. So there!!

[Big J R]

Lass is talking 'dirty' again !

 

We ALL hope they go down, incidently.

 

I await comments from all the Urches, forthwith !

[The Invisible Man]

Quote:

Well whats the point in that then...........for the sheep I mean!

Depends what you thought I was going to do with them! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

Surely, that's a Welsh Leisure Centre !

 

A sheep tied to the fence !

[Halifax Lass]

 

Shear them of course, what else......then they'd FEEL much cooler in this hot weather. Phew! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

 

Definitely got to go now..................... ouch!

[The Invisible Man]

Actually I think I bu**ered it up - I think they're pabirds sheep!

 

Oops! Sorry BJR.

[Big J R]

I used to keep Mountain Goats.

 

 

 

 

 

Then I got arrested !

[Nette]

parbird and sheep interesting <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Big J R]

Ewe shouldn't say things like that 'Nett !

 

He might want to 'chop' you up !

[The Invisible Man]

What's the difference between goats and goldfish?

 

One mucks around in fountains.

[Big J R]

Bernard Manning's Joke Book strikes again !