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I tend not to post much, more lurk but.......... Am I the only one to notice the absence of The Invisible Man just so happens to have coincided with Halifax Lass visiting that there Rehab Centre. Personally I never did think much of her story about going to some place near Wigan. I wonder..... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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I think Invis has had a busy weekend DeeFicient !

He did (not) show his face a few times over the weekend !

I heard a rumour Lass made her way to Hyde Park in London to join the National Nudist's day Picnic Lunch, and was the only one told to put her clothes back on by plod as she was frightening the pigeons !

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Perhaps she did get arrested after all !

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I tend not to post much, more lurk but.......... Am I the only one to notice the absence of The Invisible Man just so happens to have coincided with Halifax Lass visiting that there Rehab Centre. Personally I never did think much of her story about going to some place near Wigan. I wonder..... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


I couldn't be 100% certain, but the Invisible Man's post rate has shot up by about 200 posts over the last week, PM's maybe...? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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I reckon HL is just storing up all her anger, frustration, etc in preparation to give you one heck of an ear-bashing! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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MKJames. PM's don't go towards the total post count, do they?

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Are you sure GHA? I'm not sure either way, sometimes it seems like my no. of posts jumps overnight.

Or maybe I just overdo it <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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I don't think that they do......mind you I never look...got to many login names to check on....... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

as for Vis 1 and the Lass....come on guys...surely you're on to that one..........

cor blimey...no wonder you all keep getting caught....... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Hey BJR that's not too nice. Bit of jealously creeping in there maybe...... cos she just might have been with old Invisible? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Anyway how do you know what she looks like, does anybody?

Uncle Urchin obviously knows a thing or two!! Come on Uncle let's all in on the secret.


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He was strangely absent on Saturday.

Leaving the Invisible House claiming that he had to "dig a trench for a water-pipe"

Some kind of metaphor, perhaps?

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I hate to say it, BUT, I didn't get any PM's from Invis over the weekend.

Only an apology this morning, cos he's 'been busy'

I rest my cae, me Lud !

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Yes they are green, very green not with jealousy (mmmmmm I've nothing to be jealous about!) but with anger this time. I was not going to return but I can't let these allegations and the odd inneundo go un-noticed and without defending myself!!!

BJR, how cruel you are to let everyone know what happened to me in the park. Anyway you only know because you were there too. Let me tell you LMU his [****!!****] is not worth shouting about!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Uncle dearest just exactly what are you getting at? As usual I'm terribly confused. What should everyone have realised by now? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

Firstborn I think you must be mistaken about where your father was on Saturday. He promised me he was staying at home all day, just counting the hours until I returned to the Pub. You probably just didn't notice him out in the garden.

Oh Invis, how could you? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

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But.... but....

where the hell was I?

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Never mind stammering, that's just a ploy to give you more time to come up with a plausible story. You told Firstborn you were "digging a trench for a water pipe" what exactly is that supposed to mean?

Firstborn, did he come home covered in earth or looking remotely like he'd been laying pipes? (Or laying anything for that matter)!

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So your both back at the same time !!!!! Anyway I had fun this weekend Unc cokked Sunday Lunch !!!!!

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HE DID WHAT TO IT!!?????????

I've heard of stuffing the turkey but...

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Never mind stammering, that's just a ploy to give you more time to come up with a plausible story. You told Firstborn you were "digging a trench for a water pipe" what exactly is that supposed to mean?

Firstborn, did he come home covered in earth or looking remotely like he'd been laying pipes? (Or laying anything for that matter)!


And what exactly should I look like after I've laid something?

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Never mind stammering, that's just a ploy to give you more time to come up with a plausible story. You told Firstborn you were "digging a trench for a water pipe" what exactly is that supposed to mean?

Firstborn, did he come home covered in earth or looking remotely like he'd been laying pipes? (Or laying anything for that matter)!


And what exactly should I look like after I've laid something?

[color:"red"] You tell me! You're obviously an expert. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> [/color]


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Slightly dishevelled, with a rosy glow and frankly a little smug.

It can be a devil of a job getting a pipe to lay just right you know.

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Slightly dishevelled, with a rosy glow and frankly a little smug.

It can be a devil of a job getting a pipe to lay just right you know.


You've just rendered me speechless! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I can't write for laughing!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />




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