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Told you there was something fishy going on. Bet you any money they're at the same place right now!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

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Well if he's here with me it will be slightly crowded!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Urchinett, it was pure coincidence we arrived back in the Pub together. Glad you had a good time, it's about time Uncle pulled his weight!!

Not too bad a Saturday night spent with a few SAINTS like characters. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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Saturday night spent with a few SAINTS like characters. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />


Please expand... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

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wishful thinking there Rob......

bit further North methinks......anyway...

your lot are all to busy looking for IPS No's.....alright....okay.....(shame shame shame)

sorry..... <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />



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So your both back at the same time !!!!! Anyway I had fun this weekend Unc cokked Sunday Lunch !!!!!


That I would have LOVED to have seen. Cokked ?

It's spelt 'Cocked'.

Nothing decent to eat, then ?

Or was it Coq Au Van ? (Sex in a transit, to Essex Girls !)

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Slightly dishevelled, with a rosy glow and frankly a little smug.

It can be a devil of a job getting a pipe to lay just right you know.


You've just rendered me speechless! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
[color:"red"]Well sometimes you just can't talk at the same time, can you? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> [/color]
I can't write for laughing!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[color:"red"]Oh, were you laughing? Sh1t, I thought you were just enjoying yourself! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> [/color]


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I know you lot find it difficult to believe but there are bigger and more important places that begin with Saint than St Albans. Sorry Rob but if you associate with the likes of Zeal and GHA you get tarred with the same brush. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Slightly dishevelled, with a rosy glow and frankly a little smug.

It can be a devil of a job getting a pipe to lay just right you know.


You've just rendered me speechless! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[color:"red"]Well sometimes you just can't talk at the same time, can you? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> [/color]
[color:"green"]You'd know more about that than me! [/color]

I can't write for laughing!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[color:"red"]Oh, were you laughing? Sh1t, I thought you were just enjoying yourself! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> [/color]

[color:"green"] Just goes to show how little notice you take of me during our 'special times'. Guess I could be asleep and you wouldn't notice! [/color]


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Slightly dishevelled, with a rosy glow and frankly a little smug.

It can be a devil of a job getting a pipe to lay just right you know.


You've just rendered me speechless! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[color:"red"]Well sometimes you just can't talk at the same time, can you? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> [/color]
[color:"green"]You'd know more about that than me! [/color]
[color:"blue"]I'd be happy to teach you all I know! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> [/color]

I can't write for laughing!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[color:"red"]Oh, were you laughing? Sh1t, I thought you were just enjoying yourself! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> [/color]

[color:"green"] Just goes to show how little notice you take of me during our 'special times'. Guess I could be asleep and you wouldn't notice! [/color]


[color:"blue"] Quite right as usual. Lass. You'd only be asleep if I was alseep too!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> [/color]


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Here we go again. Promises! Promises! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Invis you really are going to have to stop this fantasizing about me otherwise people are going to get the wrong idea. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

I also think that some people already believe your talking to an imaginary 'friend'. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />



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Here we go again. Promises! Promises! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
[color:"red"]What is life, without promise? [/color]

Invis you really are going to have to stop this fantasizing about me otherwise people are going to get the wrong idea. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />
[color:"red"]More likely that I could! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> [/color]

I also think that some people already believe your talking to an imaginary 'friend'. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
[color:"red"]I'm fairly confident you're a real woman <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> [/color]



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What do you mean "fairly confident"? You should be absolutely positive by now. How many blokes do you know with eyes like that? AND if you do know some you're not the man I thought you were! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />





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It's a figure of speech, you can't hear the intonation because I'm not saying it. In order to clarify my position on this, may I rephrase as follows:

[color:"red"] I'm bloody certain you're a real woman" [/color]

Thank you.

Now, if I knew any blokes with eyes like that, I wouldn't be the man I think I am either! And I'd make damn sure I didn't know them.

Mind you, I do have green eyes too, remember?

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I think this proves I'm right. They wouldn't be arguing if they DIDN'T know one another well. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Mind you rumour has it Uncle Urchin's up North and she's in Halifax........is that why your eyes are green Invisible!! ? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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Bloody right they are, DeeFicient!

If she's canoodling with that old scoundrel - what colour are your eyes, DeeFicient?

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I know you lot find it difficult to believe but there are bigger and more important places that begin with Saint than St Albans.


Name one...

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Sorry Rob but if you associate with the likes of Zeal and GHA you get tarred with the same brush. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


Rob knows as well as I do that to be associated with the likes of Zeal and myself is something to write on your gravestone.

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St Moritz? St Tropez? St Petersburg?

San Fransisco. perhaps?

Epitaph - followed by "a merciful release" no doubt.

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I know you lot find it difficult to believe but there are bigger and more important places that begin with Saint than St Albans.


Name one... [color:"red"] Only one? How about St Ives and that's just for starters [/color]

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Sorry Rob but if you associate with the likes of Zeal and GHA you get tarred with the same brush. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


Rob knows as well as I do that to be associated with the likes of Zeal and myself is something to write on your gravestone.
[color:"red"] GHA I'd be more than happy to write on your gravestone and also that of Mr Zeal [/color]
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How is St. Ives a bigger and more important place than St. Albans? How many sections of the Magna Carta were signed there? How many Christian Martyrs were killed there? How many cathedrals has it got?

Invisible Man. I was thinking only within the boundaries of this country.

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GHA I'd be more than happy to write on your gravestone and also that of Mr Zeal


Some people may not be too impressed by that post, DeeFicient Intellect. Watch yourself.

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Bloody right they are, DeeFicient!

[color:"blue"]You obviously know here better than me mate but I'd try talking to her about it [/color]

If she's canoodling with that old scoundrel - what colour are your eyes, DeeFicient?

[color:"blue"] Couple of problems here my friend a) thought you weren't that way inclined and B) if you were I'm already spoken for <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> [/color]





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