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HOW ABOUT UPDATING THE RULES OF FOOTBALL WITH SAY 5 MIN SIN BINS FOR YELLOW CARDS ,4 QUARTERS RATHER THAN 2 HALVES,MORE POINTS FOR AWAY WIN THAN HOME.MAYBE NO LIMITS ON SUBS,4 LINESMEN RATHER THAN 2,BIGGER GOALS,NAKED WOMEN AT HALF(OR QUARTER)TIME,AND THE TEAM THAT LOSES HAS TO CLEAN THE OTHERS BOOTS .I KNOW ITS A POINTLESS THREAD BUT JUST INDULGE ME WITH YOUR STUPIDITY.

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NOOOOooooooo!! are you american?

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How about - when a player has been fouled and is injured, make him go off to the side line, there-bye weakening his team until after the free kick has been taken - then he can come back on again!!
Nothing Changes!!

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BEATY SWOLLOCKS I SEE YOU HAVE NOT GOT MANY POSTS TELL ME HAVE THEY ALL BEEN AS CRAP AS THIS

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If I had my way I'd:
1. Bring in a rule where anyone who received a yellow card would have to spend 10 mins in a sin bin.

2. Keep a player off for a minute or so if he was taken off after being seen by the physio, but then miraculously recovers the moment he steps/is carried over the side line.

3. Book/send off ANY player who surrounded me (if, of course, I was the official) if they didn't agree with a decision I made.

4. Bring in a salery cap - over paid pansies.

God, I miss umpiring hockey games. I may become a football ref instead.

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I found it a few days ago, I simply mislaid it for a while. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

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i'd get rid of those pansy lightweight boots and get some proper 1/4 inch thick leather numbers in with proper metal studs.. a proper ball that trebles in weight when wet and is laced with piano wire . and proper kits made of canvas that last for 7 years

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Nah. Keep the kits as they are. When I'm in charge players won't be on the pitch long enough to ware them out!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Canv - You have just aged yourself - I know, I was in on that lot, still got scars to prove it!!

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we could always shoot dead the worst player every 15 mins by vote of fans,at least it will stop all those unemployed players being out of work long,and keep the contracts short.you might find the players giving 110% every game unlike now.

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sin bins who 5 minutes to yellow carded. As for a salary cap that wouldnt exactly be in Hornchurchs best interests but its good as it will get rid of moneys domanation of football.

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The one issue you forgot Canv was "show no pain" none of that diving on the floor every two minutes with injuries that do not even require minor surgery
Injury time or medical assistance that was only allowed if the leg looked to be broken in two places
Oh yes and bring back the bucket of ice water and that sponge

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goals should be celebrated with a pat on the back or maybe a firm handshake

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And at a respectable distance

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having asked the others players father for permission first

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And any pat on the back that was below the waist line would be red card and cold shower


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The one issue you forgot Canv was "show no pain" none of that diving on the floor every two minutes with injuries that do not even require minor surgery


Another reason for a card I feel. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />




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