Talk about where Enfield Fc may play their home games in the near future, or ever. It may be true.
Criticise Terry Back, Tony Lazarou or the lack of news forthcoming from Enfield FC.
Debate the quality of the club programme.
Discuss any possible future signings, even if there is no possibility of them coming off.
Complain about the prices.
Moan that we conceded over 100 goals last season.
Mention Acre Homes or EFC Holdings.
Contemplate the possibility that some players may have gone unpaid.
Praise the officials of EFC for their wonderful handling of the club over the last 5 years, and be ever hopeful of our return to the upper reaches of non league football.
Accept that we will never be told the truth about our future or where we may play(and even sometimes be lied to) and that we are destined to wander like gypsies around Hertfordshire.
Applaud the players and management's commitment to the cause after a 10-1 defeat , after all it's not like any of them were laughing or joking during and after the game.
Be willing to pay up to £3 more to get in than at other Ryman 1 clubs, remember we are the 'Kings Of Non- League Football'
Make up bogus aliases such as Hardcore Raver and talk non-footballing related crap about dodgy films involving boy wizards.