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Pabird, Big JR you know Invis will be back very very soon and will be trawling all the forums. (He won't go near Canvey if he knows what's good for him). <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

So what do you two go and do? Besmirch my unblemished character. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />

You BJR:

"I'll have to get the Lass from Halifax onto this."

[color:"red"]Pardon! [/color]

"She knows the difference between:-

Young, (too fast and erratic !)

Older, (mature, considerate, experienced, men of the world..................................................)"

[color:"red"]Do I? I mean yes I do, errr..no I don't <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> [/color]

And then you Pabird:

"Any time any where Lass"

[color:"red"] You were, of course, referring to an in depth discussion on politics!! [/color]


"Check with Halifax Lass reference U-U, although she appears to feel that a charmer of an old rascal yes but essential equipment lacks a starter button".

[color:"red"]No idea what you're on about pabird, I've never in my whole life been anywhere near uncle's equipment. (check on nose to make sure it's not grown) <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" /> [/color]




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Just by saying it was Pabirds fought will do it !! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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I expect Invis's first job on return, will be to patrol the garden and INSPECT the nasturtiums !!

Oh Sorry ! You said Aspersions.

Same thing, I suppose !

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Trust you BJR to be so flippant about this. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

For the past week I've behaved and not said anything that could be construed as controversial or flirtatious (well not on these forums anyway!!) <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Then, as I said earlier, you and Pabird write rather defamatory posts about me!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

As we speak Invis is probably on his way to the airport. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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As we speak Invis is probably on his way to the airport. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />


Has anyone arranged a welcoming party at the airport? I am sure he would like to return home to cheering crowds, as befits a man of his standing.

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By the time I've driven down to Gatwick he will probably be back in Enfield!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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It is simply not true that the onset of senior years has drastic effects on the memory (or the senses)
I was making geographical and GMT references?
As for U-U take care of how close you fly to the flames

Lovely to have you back on a more regular basis

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Dear pabird I've never been away. I've replied or put an answer on some of your posts and you've ignored me. I thought I'd upset you! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />

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Lovely little answer which did a delightful swerve around other comment
now how does it go "sigh"

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Parbird, I'm far too much of a lady to say anything about your age. Have I ever mentioned senile in relation to yourself? Others perhaps, but never you!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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Class answer
What were we talking about?

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Right, I'm back.

Now stop all this bickering, children!

I don't know, I can't leave you lot alone for one minute, can I?

Now to check out the garden...

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Children? Bickering? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

I have had a devastating week and all you can do is go and inspect the garden. Typical! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

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"Garden" can be used as a euphemism, my dear! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Get ready for a thorough inspection! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

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"Garden" can be used as a euphemism, my dear! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Get ready for a thorough inspection! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />


"euphemism"

Garden ? Any bushes in the garden ?

(Two days away and already, I'm back to my old form !)

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"Garden" can be used as a euphemism, my dear! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Get ready for a thorough inspection! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />



Oh right......I see!!

Well err the flower beds could definitely do with a hoe and the turf needs laying!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

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Nothing a good hose can't put right. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

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Pabird, Big JR you know Invis will be back very very soon and will be trawling all the forums. (He won't go near Canvey if he knows what's good for him). <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />


Canvey? I thought it was Hornchurch I wasn't allowed near? What have I ever done to in or around Canvey???

Fair point though, anyone who knows what's good for them doesn't go near Canvey!

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I know your little game Invis. I can see straight through you. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

You've been sneaking over to Canvey incognito (so to speak)!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />




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