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We should start a charity "Uncle Urchin" charity ! For Men whose partners spend all there money ! I'm guessing it would be quite popular <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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But who pays into it, Urchino? If it's men, there's no point, because we all suffer, and if it's women there's no point because it would be their men's money they are contributing! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

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Uncle ! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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I will have you know that the only money, I spend is my hard earned money, us ladies do work. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

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Good luck invis i think i'll leave you to it now !!!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Well swerved, Urchino!

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Go on Urchino, lead me into trouble then bail out.....

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Spent 6 hours on Grand-Daughters computer only to discover the bl**dy internal modem is FEMALE. (Has a so**ing mind of its own).

That's impossible, women don't have minds of their own!



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Isn't it usually Invis Man that digs themself into this kind of a hole? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

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Only cos I like grovelling my way back out again! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Whoa! Bit too much detail there!! (Innocent mind you know).

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Whoa! Bit too much detail there!! (Innocent mind you know).


Yeah right, and you from Essex as well! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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Spent 6 hours on Grand-Daughters computer only to discover the bl**dy internal modem is FEMALE. (Has a so**ing mind of its own).

That's impossible, women don't have minds of their own!



Thats why it was playing up !!

Have you ever known a woman that doesn't play-up ???

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I will have you know that the only money, I spend is my hard earned money, us ladies do work. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />



WEATHER WARNING !

"LARGE OUTBREAK OF FLYING PIG SH*T OVER ESSEX !

SOMEONE'S BEEN TELLING PORKIES, AGAIN !!"

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Urchino 619 is that picture of Lenin?

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it looks more like the old uncle to me,

I'l lcheck my archives, more later.

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Hi BJR, your mysoginism will no longer be tolerated. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

We female's are in control, we even moderate the male football world. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

LMU is next as moderator, followed by HL, followed by SCC, followed by, well who knows, but it will be a woman, who spends her own money, so watch it,

Be very very careful, as Lass would say, and you may have noticed that UU has gone quiet,

Wonder why.? <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

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It's true they control our forum the supporters club ! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

We even had a female PM apparantlly ?!

Yeah it's a version of Andy Warhol's Lenin

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We are only controlled by our own needs, in other words women really only control part of our lives.......

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That's impossible, women don't have minds of their own!



You are very, very lucky Mr Happy that I was busy at work today and have only just seen your inflamatory remark. <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

It really does not merit a response.

All I will say though is women are superior in every way!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

And as for you Invis...........you are going to be doing one hell of a lot of grovelling if you carry on this philandering behind my back!! <img src="/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />




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