strange kettering moderator

[Urchino]

Shame really because i presume this "Poxy league" will still be "poxy" when they are in it next year !

[pabird]

Kettering has one superb property value point in so much as it is circa 100 miles from Dorking

You know Dorking? all spats and no breakfast

[Guest]

Just thought i'd reply to mr urchins outburst. uncle urchin doesnt half talk a load of bollox. The reason mods on ketterings forums deleted his stuff is because his comments are all monotonous and meaningless. He also tries to be condescending. Fact is we have been relegated before and we all know its not easy to return back where we came from. We dont need 'urchins' telling us what to expect and how we're gonna fall with a bump. The conference might seem lightyears away from uncle urchin, but it isnt exactly the premier league you know! Its pretty humble there too.

 

Why cant people just get on with it and look at their own clubs and business? I must admit, i'm not particularly looking forward to playing hornchurch here on new years day either. Shouldnt it have been Bedford, being as we play them on boxing day? Would have had a bit of an atmospere at least. Instead, we'll have to make do with the car load of 'urchins' supporting the club with the rich but senseless chairman. <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Mr Happy]

I appears that Urchin didn't place any foul or abusive language on the Kettering forum. If so, what is the point in deleting his posts. We all have to be on the receiving end of pi** takes and banter. The trick is not to bite at it but to give as good as you get.

 

Come on Kettering, get a life. So, you've been relegated. Just enjoy your season in the Ryman and if you're good enough you'll get out. You can't knock Hornchurch just because they've got a bit of money. I'm sure you would like to have a rich chairman who is prepared to buy a bit of success.

[Guest]

We have got a life. It's the sad urchin that hasn't. I never saw its posts so can't comment on them - I can simply extrapolate on past garbage!

 

And I'm all for banter while we're in this poxy league!!

[Urchin_Rat_Man]

All these Kettering Fans make me laugh. Complaining about EVERYTHING. On the 3rd game of the season we'll see whos still rambling on then.

[Guest]

Note the "all" - there's more of us than you!!

 

And making you laugh is lots more than you lot do to us and everyone else!

[Uncle Urchin]

firstly our Chairman is the much respected Mr Tony Wallace...who is neither rich nor owns the club...not all Chairmen are to be ridiculed ...

 

we have the upmost respect for Tony who has done a sterling job for the club over many years...

 

secondly...I cannot recall posting any 'condescending' comments on your forum....

 

a few hints of irony perhaps in relation to the comments of your Chairman (and also several from fans themselves)...with regard to the Ryman League...

 

the facts are that your moderator was wholly abusive the other evening and when I got the better of his limited intelligence he deleted everything...

 

I have already challenged him to paste them (all the posts)...over here so we can all see what the fuss is about and judge for ourselves as to whether they were worthy of such attention....I can tell you they weren't...however...he is the moderator....

 

it does however raise the question that he saw fit to delete harmless posts poking gentle fun at him whilst at the same time leaving such comments on there referring to me as a 'paedo' and 'child molester'....libel cases have been won from internet posts....so...

 

maybe he's actually not very good at his job other than repelling outsiders which is not really a moderators brief is it....

 

I am the first person to hold his hand up to forum moderators when in the past I've gone to far...

 

as for making you 'larf' Padro.....methinks that you are some considerable way off that particular pleasure....

 

you may have to get a little more used to being in the Rymans League along with us 'Essex Pub Teams' and our 'car full of supporters'...

 

don't forget the little old lady and the stray dog....they always turn up....!!!

[Guest]

Errr... (damn, used more than one . together - must stop that disgusting habit!), not sure who Padro is but who making who "larf"? Your poor grammar has, as ever, let you down and confused us all!

 

Better luck next time!

[Guest]

Why Are Kettering Complaining Now !!

 

When The Season Actually Starts They Will Never Stop Complaining <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

And As Urchino said, I Bet You Won't Win This Poxy League !!

[Urchino]

Pedro you seem to have gone a bit schizophrenic on us, when you say it confuses "us all" <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> , that would explain your pitterfull atempts at backing someone like "J.C" who is so obviously in the wrong !

 

As for grammar "as ever" should surely be "as always" and if i was being Pedantic i could comment on "the who making who laugh" when maybe whom would have been a better term of phrase !

[AFF]

Hi Pedro.

 

Welcome to the Ryman Premier League.

 

Pedro. Tell me. Do you remember the triangular corner flags with 'Conference' on them? Are your lot selling your old ones or are you going to continue to use them like Hayes did last season? A trifle pretentious, but there we are. If they are for sale, could you let me know the price, old chap?

 

Thanks in anticipation.

[Uncle Urchin]

he he he...nice one AFF...you old trouble maker you...(sorry young)

 

the interesting thing about all this is the multiple references to illiteracy and bad grammer....

 

physician heal thyself comes to mind....

 

strange people this kettering tribe....no sense of irony...no ability to seek out or understand the double entendre....always aggressive ...always seeking to put down the illiterate 'essex folk'

 

oh yeah...no understanding of the use of the keyboard to highlight certain words as being used deliberately other than in ignorance...

 

I do suspect however that the format on their forum lends itself to misunderstanding the intent of the post.....

 

and as for those corner flags...get lost you guardianista you....they're ours... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

only capitalists allowed in the 'Connie proppa' <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Urchino]

Cor the cheek of it i'm going to take white hankies with me to Kettering ready to cover up the corner flags ala Thatcher <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

me again...been busy all day sweeping the roads for the good and decent folk of Essex....

 

we like to keep our County clean.....

 

noticed the abuse from the migrating Kettles up above and 'just had to reply'.....

 

well....waterlogged pitches...how many games were called off last year....

 

history of Kettering....yawn...big time stuff that...

 

lack of knowledge...yeah right...only played at every level...including your wonderful stadium....(funnily enough...scored the equalizer that day on the worst pitch I've ever played on)....anyway...no matter....

 

welcome to the.... RYMANS PREMIER LEAGUE...

 

and also...welcome to our forums...we knew that you'd be here....

 

right you lot...thats a tenner each you owe me....

 

ha ha ha...brilliant... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[Urchino]

I wouldn't mention keeping the town clean they would need a hundred fumigators to sort that place out.

Better tell the players to take their wellies with them <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

Oi...nearly missed that one....you will do no such thing....

 

white flags...are you serious....

 

Oi...Vis 1...see what you've done to my boy....bloody white socks is bad enough....

 

cross of St George it will be with the Urchin tattered emblem alonside it...

 

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[Urchino]

Alright ! Alright ! No white flag, how about covering it with a copy of the Guardian then <img src="/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

Keep the red flag flag flying high, comrade! And you could probably cover the pitch with a copy of The Guardian.

 

Well, actually, as a Spurs and Enfield Town supporter, I don't fly red flags on match days. This is my dilemma, you see. You're alright though, you play in red/white stripes, for both your home and away kits, I understand. Like a tube of toothpaste.

 

UU, my interest in white socks does not extend to those worn by young gentlemen! And remember who started it!

[Urchino]

What is all this about our Home and Away shirt looking the same, I don't think it will catch on, some poor sapp would buy both shirts even if they were the same <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />