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[The Invisible Man]

Dunno mate, it was some old tosh Uncle put on your forum a week or so ago. Didn't make much sense, but that happens to these capitalist hyenas you see. A lifetime of excess, too much champagne, brandy and smoked salmon - it addles the brain you know, and combined with a sense of shame and guilt, they go a bit doolally and start rambling..... and getting obsessions with little dots.....

 

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[Uncle Urchin]

doolally and a bit eccentric I may be....

 

whats that got top do with shame and guilt I ask....especially when it comes to little white socks.....

 

you've got the wrong capitalist mate......

 

supply your own Vis 1...I've got a boot full....ha ha ha...

 

its every man for himself.....

 

smoked salmon....naaah....you got the rest right though...mind you....whats all this about the shirts being the same...

 

Oi...yur worship...I told you not to deal with those Kettering Pikies selling all those left over shirts from last years connie...

 

christ....cant trust no one can ya....

 

what dots............................. <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

You know about the shirts.

 

If you've got little white socks in YOUR boots, well what can I say! <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> I'm more of a fishnet man myself anyway, not actually wearing them you understand. I also have a thing about red stilettoes, but that's another story.

 

Scrambled eggs and salmon for breakfast, hmm, yes, it does it for me and I'm not really a fishy guy. Maybe it takes the right lady to serve it!!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

[Halifax Lass]

Red stilettoes???

 

I don't have any red stilettoes Invis, mine are black!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

 

Another story eh?!!! You'd better start thinking very, very carefully about the colour! <img src="/images/graemlins/flame.gif" alt="" />

[Guest]

Jesus! I know it's not just me now - so many people just skip over Uncle Urchin's ramblings. If they can't be understood in one read, then they don't get a second chance. As they're so rarely comprehensible in one read, it seems a lot of us just skip over them!

 

Here's to (relatively!) short intelligible posts!

 

He's a poxy poster in a poxy league! <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

hello again 'Padro'....nice to see you socialising and mixing with the lowly rif raf in the pub leagues...

 

we'll get on just fine soon...don't worry....

 

now then...you really must try and keep up with the historical events as they unfold over on this forum...

 

for example...HL has just put Vis 1 on a yellow card....history in the making old chap and you missed it....

 

you must also learn to click on the actual post that you are responding to instead of randomly replying to the last post....

 

it confuses us all...we are after all....

 

a little thick down here...

 

as you are aware...forums are for expressing oneself....difference over here is that its not actually real.....you are in fact...

 

'through the looking glass'

 

no problem there...except...

 

you can't get out....

 

ha ha ha ha....

 

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[Guest]

UU All I Can Say Is, What Do You Expect From A Kettering Supporter ??

 

The Answer Is Not Alot <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Halifax Lass]

Quote:

Uncle Urchin said:
hello again 'Padro'....nice to see you socialising and mixing with the lowly rif raf in the pub leagues...

we'll get on just fine soon...don't worry....

now then...you really must try and keep up with the historical events as they unfold over on this forum...

for example...HL has just put Vis 1 on a yellow card....history in the making old chap and you missed it....

Have a feeling Uncle that Invis may have used up his quota of yellow cards!! <img src="/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

[Uncle Urchin]

thats what I meant Lass...

 

he must be well overdue for a red one... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Halifax Lass]

Quote:

Uncle Urchin said:
thats what I meant Lass...

he must be well overdue for a red one... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

Just been deliberating that Uncle. <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Sending off and a three match ban at the very least!!!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/arrr.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

Well, the thing about red stillotoes is that I can't help thinking how nice they would look on Lass, as the black ones are so damn fetching. <img src="/images/graemlins/angel.gif" alt="" />

 

Perhaps I could have stilletoes instead of cards? <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" />Not keen on yellow ones though.

 

As for you Uncle, whose side are you bloody on??? <img src="/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

 

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[Uncle Urchin]

he he he...

 

the forum was a little quite as I sat here awaiting this afternoons golfing extravaganza so I thought I'd throw a little line into the water...see what happens... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

I was actually hoping to lure 'Padro' back over here but he seems to be a bit of a hit and run merchant...

 

I wonder if he's been into his spanish phrase book yet... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

 

 

 

[Halifax Lass]

 

 

You want stilletoes Invis? Well you shall have them..........the sort used on Julius Ceasar or by Macbeth maybe!!!!!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

 

 

[Uncle Urchin]

cor....that'll do Vis 1...get in the car and head North....

 

I'm a bit partial to a nice pair of six inch sling backs.....

 

duntarf pinch me feet though.... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Urchino]

Give me White socks any day <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

Slipping my anorak on again, I think that Macbeth used, and JC (not the Kettering one) was penetrated by, daggers, rather than stilletoes. <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> A little pedantic, perhaps!

 

[color:"blue"]Is this a pair of six inch sling backs I see before me? [/color] Well it does have a certain ring to it!

 

A friend of a friend once had an interesting invitation involving the use of a pair of stillettoes - well just one of them actually. Being a shy and introverted young lad apparently he declined, or so he says.

[Halifax Lass]

Pedantic!!!!!

 

You've as good as argued with the Ref. Definitely a Red Card!<img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" />

 

 

Off!!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Guest]

Surley That's A Ban Or A Suspension From The Forum's <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[The Invisible Man]

No, I can appeal! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

[Halifax Lass]

Not to me you can't!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/mad.gif" alt="" />

 

You've had enough warnings! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />