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May be disappearing for a few days !

For those of you who don't know, I'm due into hospital today for MORE ortho surgery ! As of mid-day to today, I've been confirmed as on the theatre list for tomorrow, BUT , no ward bed available at the moment ! Marvellous !

So, I'll do a Californian Governors response to questions, and say,

[color:"red"] "I'll be back................" [color:"black"]

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Hope everything goes well and look forwad to hearing from you soon.

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Yep, good luck you old rascal!

I feel for the nurses............... <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Ooh matron!

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Yep, good luck you old rascal!

I feel for the nurses............... <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />

Ooh matron!


[color:"blue"] And I was looking forward to a feel with the nurses as well !

It's all gone pear shaped.
Bed, Nurses, Surgeon, Operating theatre, operating table, aneatheatist, recovery room and ward all available, but, [color:"red"]

NO SODD*ING BED!!
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Regretably, you're still stuck with me. I bet some stupid boy-racer wrote his car off on the M.25 and took [color:"black"] MY ortho bed in Epsom General Hospital.

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Couldn't you just take your own? <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

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Couldn't you just take your own? <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />


[color:"red"] What ?? After all the National Insurance I've paid over the years ??

I DON'T THINK SO !!

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I'm sure your bed would be more comfortable!! <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Now got a 'Projected' date of admission of November 19th.

What the hell is a 'projected' ?

Makes me sound like a cannon-ball !

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I think it's when they randomly pick a date so you don't keep bothering them for one.

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What, do they give you exotic fruits as well now?

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Lets not be sill now. By date I meant when you go out with someone (apparently the nurses can be quite randy, and as for the doctors... <img src="/images/graemlins/blush.gif" alt="" />).

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Well I'm all for that sort of thing on the NHS!

I suppose it's all that anatomical knowledge that affects doctors and nurses. I remember playing doctors and nurses when I was an Invisible Nipper. Great fun.

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Wouldn't surprise me to learn that you were still playing at doctors and nurses Invis! Getting involved in all sorts of things in the name of medical research. <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Trust me, I'm a doctor.......

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Trust me, I'm a doctor.......


[color:"blue"] Oh, I'm in STICHES, now !




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