Non Hornchurch football thread

[Wivenhoe Urchin]

Just a reminder that The X Factor - The Results! starts at 8pm.

I've heard the rating have gone down this year so here's hoping my post helps it increase

[cup of tea]

I'd rather watch Tilbury home games

[Eastside Urchin]

i would rather watch thomson shag a dwarf

[Hornchurch "O"]

Again Rob?

[Eastside Urchin]

He is known for it

[SEVEN TEARS BOY]

Oi Arburjis

[paokman]

Oh Antony I despair of you. We've just had our hall decorated and I spent quite a lot of time the other night watching the paint dry rather than watch

so-called reality television. Unfortunately they had "Desperate Scousewives " on in the lounge of the Travelodge where we stayed last night and as we were having a drink we were a captive audience. Suggested to the wife that we might have an early night but it didn't appeal either.

[Hornchurch "O"]

Forget the wife. Stick to the Nurses.

[cup of tea]

So Man City - 1 dodgy linesman decision away from losing yesterday. Needed a scoring midfielder.

[Hornchurch "O"]

A Scholes or Giggs you mean

[paokman]

You watching the telly Andy? Thought City were playing tonight, don't look like it to me.

[SEVEN TEARS BOY]

Shoulda had a goal in the last 5 mins and a pen right at the end

[SEVEN TEARS BOY]

Oh, and by the way, I scored

[Eastside Urchin]

Fck off city,[****!!****]ers

[paokman]

Who was the lucky lady Andy?

[SEVEN TEARS BOY]

Nobody, I scored a goal I meant, great half-volley if I do say so myself

[Eastside Urchin]

Fck off city

[Hornchurch "O"]

City scoured by Ajax.

City = Laughing Stock of Europe.

[SEVEN TEARS BOY]

How is [****!!****]ers not censored?

[Hornchurch "O"]

Probably because it's part of City's name.