Well, after many hours of excessive alcohol consumption, I've compiled a few ideas from various people/sources and came up with the following. It's also interesting to note how few terrace chants or songs do NOT contain bad language. Ooops....and please, please, please don't take them too seriously!
To 'Knees Up, Mother Brown'....
"We've got Wilkerson, we've got Wilkerson,
He's the geezer in our goal,
Go in for a tackle, he'll break your leg in half!
We got Wilko, we got Wilko,
We've got Wilkerson! Oi!!"
Lifted from an old West Ham Lampard song.To 'White Christmas'...
"I'm dreaming of a Duku header,
Just like the one at Stonebridge Road.
When the ball came over,
And Frank fell over,
And scored the ******** winning goal!!
(The winning goal!!)
" Jingle bells, jingle bells,
Jingle all the way.
Oh what fun it is to see
The City* lose away.
Hey!!" (repeat until bored)
*replace with current opposition's name.
To 'The First Noel'....
He is the king
Of Stonebridge Road"
*can be ,replaced by Wilko, Mooro (?!) or Jacko if he comes back!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />
To West Ham's 'Paulo DiCanio', it's from an opera, which one I couldn't tell you.Woking use it..."We are the Cardinals" and Stevenage as well "We've got Eldinhio"..which is crap....
"We've got Paul Wilkerson,
We've got Paul Wilkerson" etc..
A version of a very old one from the seventies..
"We're on the march with Andy's Army,
We're not going to Wemb..er..ly.
But we don't give a ****,
'Cos The Fleet are staying up,
'Cos Gravesend are the greatest football team."
We haven't heard "When the Reds (or The Fleet) go marching in" for ages either and maybe a few rounds of "Barmy Army" would get us nicely warmed up on a cold night as well. There are one or two more that could not possibly be written on this forum and would probably get us all chucked out of the ground as well!!! Anyone else with any ideas? Or we could always go back to 3 rounds of "Come on, you Reds".....