Trouble is Vic, he keeps promising to go away but he is not a man of his word. As long ago as 24th December he promised us a terrific Christmas present when he said, <p>“I hope that explains things, most of the other postings I won't dignify with a reply.” <p>But he did reply, on the same day. “Frenchy, just a final few words, as this is in danger of becoming a bit boring now. Anyway if you'll excuse me now I'm off to drink a bit of the christmas spirit.”<p>Was he really gone? No, he was back on 6th January with, “Goodbye to both of you!” Goodbye we all echoed. For four days only. <p>10th January we had more empty promises, “Canfan, I had said previously that I'd made my last posting but as your message is directed at me it would be rude of me to ignore it.” SHAME!<p>But he blamed us! “Fair point and in normal circumstances my argument would have been summarised in a few postings but when certain other people keep digging up old ground again............” Summarised? He doesn’t know the meaning of the word.<p>Whatever you do, don’t believe John Crawshaw’s promises, especially when he says (10th January), “Last word I promise.” Liar! He was back within the hour with, “I've said all I have to say about the club.”<p>Then a couple of months of silence. Bliss. But he came back with more empty promises on 29th April, “Just one last one, I promise… Thats all folks!!!!!!!” <p>I almost fell for that one but on 30th we had, “If you'll excuse me I'm off to another message board now for some intelligent discussion.”<p>If only.