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The Farm Visit.


Big J R

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A group of primary school children visited a farm and the teacher told them she would be asking questions when they returned from their trip.

 

"Now then Jane, what did you see ?"

went with the farmers wife and she showed us the cows."

"And what did she say to you ?"

"She said that cows go 'MOO.'"

"What about you Gloria ?"

"I went with the farmers daughter and she showed us the sheep."

"And what did she say to you ?"

"She said that sheep go 'BAAA.'"

"What about you Cynthia ?"

"I went with the farmers sister and she showed us the chickens."

"And what did she say to you ?"

"She said that chickens go 'CLUCK-CLUCK.'"

"What about you Johnny ?"

"I went with the farmer and he showed me the barns."

"And what did he say to you ?"

 

"He said 'GET OFF THAT F*CKING TRACTOR !!!'"

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