Men’s thoughts ?

[Big J R]

Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There is no need to remind you every six months.

I heard a guy complaining about how expensive his wedding is going to be. He is going to really be pissed when he finds out how much his divorces is going to cost.

My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don’t have a Ferrari.

NASA’s robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Curiosity’s early pictures showed no signs of ESPN, beer, or porn. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars.

My mother-in-law is coming I had to clear out half my closet so she could have a place to hang upside down and sleep.

Men have feelings too, for example, we feel hungry.

I once won an argument with a woman ... In this dream I had.

If there was a way to read a woman’s mind, I’m not sure I want it. I hate shoes, shopping, gossip, and I already know I’m an annoying.

It’s funny that when my girlfriend gives me the “silent treatment” she thinks it’s punishment.

Judging by the frying pan is whizzing by my head, I did something. I can’t wait to find out what was.