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P7 W7.    Or P11 W11 if you include the cups.  Think I’d have taken that in July!  Well done the boys. And indeed the whole club.

 

Alternatively.  Cup of Tea:  P3 L3.  I may have to reconsider the idea of play-offs as it looks like the step up into the Upminster Division is quite a chasm if you don’t invest heavily over the summer (as Baby Jago has – I’ve seen his piggy bank and it’s not a pretty sight).   Up at the top, traditional heavyweights 1961 COYS and AndyDick continue to fluke it steamroller all before them – while Ozz’s uncharacteristically stuttering st-st-start continues.      ShotthruJoeHart: Bottoms Up.  Me : On the up.  Urchin Yid: WAKE UP!

 

Down in the Development Division, Wivenhoe is beginning to show his class (with a “cl”), and Cool Hand Luke is looking increasingly, err, cool. Lord Upminster finally tasted the bitter pill of defeat (will be good for his lordly humility) while the last of the new boys (in every sense of the word), Maccas1, finally tasted the banana smoothie of victory.  Well done sir.   Meanwhile Hatted Urchin’s mysterious mid-week discussions with Woy Hodgson (nope, me neither) weceived an immediate wesult. 

Oh yes, then there’s Blackballed. Shape up old chap.   And Paul C?   Let’s just say it’s a good job there’s no division 3.

 

The details ...  here they come :

UPMINSTER DIVISION
Dazedandconfused (Ozz)   8-11   The Smoggies (Andy Dick)
Jogilowabadname (ShotthruJoeHart)   8-10   Salad Dodger Hotspur (1961 COYS)
Carroll's injured again? (Cup of Tea)   10-14   The Wizzzards (Jago)
HuttonDressedAsLahm (UrchinYid)   0-7   I'm Only a Kid (Baby Jago)

 

Po Team                         P W D L  F  A Pt
1 Salad Dodger Hots (1961 COYS) 3 3 0 0 29 25 9
2 The Smoggies (Andy Dick)      3 3 0 0 27 17 9
3 The Wizzzards (Jago)          3 2 0 1 31 25 6
4 Dazedandconfused (Ozz)        3 1 1 1 29 30 4
5 I'm Only a Kid (Baby Jago)    3 1 1 1 25 21 4
6 Jogilowbn'm (ShotthruJoeHart) 3 0 1 2 19 24 1
7 HuttonDressedAsLahm (UrchinY) 3 0 1 2 14 23 1
8 Carroll's injured? (Cup of T) 3 0 0 3 24 33 0

 

COLLIER ROW (South) DIVISION
Queens Park Urchins (Hatted Urchin)   8-6   Daley's Dream Team (Fat Tommy D)
Retired & Idle (Blackballed)   8-11   Lt Commander Data (Wivenhoe Urchin)
Back of the net (Paul C)   8-11   FC Dench (Maccas1)
Trojan XIX (Cool Hand Luke)   10-9   Marshland Mardlers (Lord Upminster)

 

Po Team                         P W D L  F  A Pt
1 Lt Commander Data (Wivenhoe)  3 2 1 0 29 23 7
2 Trojan XIX (Cool Hand Luke)   3 2 1 0 26 18 7
3 Marshland Mardlers (Lord Up)  3 2 0 1 31 23 6
4 Daley's Dream Team (Fat Tom)  3 2 0 1 27 27 6
5 FC Dench (Maccas1)            3 1 1 1 24 26 4
6 Queens Park Urch (Hatted U)   3 1 0 2 19 28 3
7 Retired & Idle (Blackballed)  3 0 1 2 23 27 1
8 Back of the net (Paul C)      3 0 0 3 25 32 0

 
Next week you’re playing :
Salad Dodger Hotspur (1961 COYS)   v-v   Dazedandconfused (Ozz)
The Wizzzards (Jago)   v-v   Jogilowabadname (ShotthruJoeHart)
I'm Only a Kid (Baby Jago)   v-v   Carroll's injured again? (Cup of Tea)
The Smoggies (Andy Dick)   v-v   HuttonDressedAsLahm (UrchinYid)
#    #    #   #    #    #    #    #    #    #   #
Lt Commander Data (Wivenhoe Urchin)   v-v   Queens Park Urchins (Hatted Urchin)
FC Dench (Maccas1)   v-v   Retired & Idle (Blackballed)
Marshland Mardlers (Lord Upminster)   v-v   Back of the net (Paul C)
Daley's Dream Team (Fat Tommy D)   v-v   Trojan XIX (Cool Hand Luke)

 

 

And predictez-vous on this lot:
AUTUMN LEAGUE – Week 4, 30th Sep 2017

Sheffield Ladies v London Bees
Bournemouth v Leicester
Chelsea v Man City
Reading v Norwich
Hereford v Hornchurch
Att:

 

If you’re new around here, note that it's viewed as rather disloyal (almost treacherous) to predict a defeat for the Mighty Urchins.  The Hatted Urchin did it once last season.  He got relegated.  Karma.  (Draws are fine).  Though it is of course a free country.  Ish.

 

Wemberley,  Wemberley.
Up The Urchins
Jago


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The fact that I will be at Hereford on Saturday ahead of a 100% record means we're nailed on for a defeat. However Roy has said we can do it so I'll bow down to his deeper tactical knowledge. Now I'm off for an extra training session with Harry Kane on corners...

 

Sheffield Ladies 2v2 London Bees
Bournemouth 1v3 Leicester
Chelsea 2v2 Man City
Reading 1v0 Norwich
Hereford 1v1 Hornchurch

Att: 2987 + 1


Edited by The Hatted Urchin, 24 September 2017 - 10:24 PM.


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Sheffield Ladies 3 v 2 London Bees 
Bournemouth 1 v 2 Leicester 
Chelsea 2 v 1 Man City
Reading 2 v 2 Norwich
Hereford 1 v 1 Hornchurch
Att: 2101



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Sheffield Ladies 1 v 1 London Bees
Bournemouth 0 v 2 Leicester
Chelsea 1 v 3 Man City
Reading 1 v 2 Norwich
Hereford 1 v 2 Hornchurch
Att: 2498



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Sheffield Ladies 2v1 London Bees
Bournemouth 1v1 Leicester
Chelsea 1v3 Man City
Reading 2v2 Norwich
Hereford 1v2 Hornchurch
Att: 2687 (1000 Urchins haha)


Edited by Fat Tom Daley, 26 September 2017 - 09:50 AM.


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Just to clarify - the last two matches, I have had the second highest score in the division and have been beaten by the highest score in the division.

I have also been beaten by the top three in the division in the first three games. Unlucky or what!!!

 

Sheffield Ladies 1v0 London Bees
Bournemouth 1v2 Leicester
Chelsea 2v4 Man City
Reading 1v0 Norwich
Hereford 2v0 Hornchurch (sorry)

Att: 2820



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Sheffield Ladies 2 v 1 London Bees 
Bournemouth 1 v 1 Leicester 
Chelsea 1 v 2 Man City
Reading 1 v 2 Norwich
Hereford 1 v 1 Hornchurch
Att: 2439



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Sheffield Ladies v London Bees 2-0
Bournemouth v Leicester 1-1
Chelsea v Man City 1-2
Reading v Norwich 1-1
Hereford v Hornchurch 2-3
Att:2445


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Sheffield Ladies 1v0 London Bees
Bournemouth 2v1 Leicester
Chelsea 1v2 Man City
Reading 2v0 Norwich
Hereford 0v1 Hornchurch
Att:2856 (with the promise of a Conga line in the Away end) ;)



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Sheffield Ladies  2 v 0  London Bees 
Bournemouth  1 v 0  Leicester 
Chelsea  2 v 2  Man City
Reading  0 v 2  Norwich
Hereford  1 v 1  Hornchurch
Att: 3011



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Sheffield Ladies 2 v 1 London Bees
Bournemouth 1 v 0 Leicester
Chelsea 1 v 3 Man City
Reading 1 v 2 Norwich
Hereford 1 v 2 Hornchurch
Att: 2468

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THE WIZZARDS
Sheffield Ladies 3-0 London Bees
Bournemouth 1-2 Leicester
Chelsea 2-1 Man City
Reading 1-1 Norwich
Hereford 0-0 Hornchurch
Att: 2345


TROJAN XIX
Sheffield Ladies 2-2 London Bees
Bournemouth 2-2 Leicester
Chelsea 2-1 Man City
Reading 2-2 Norwich
Hereford 3-1 Hornchurch (he didn't get the memo)
Att: 2100

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Sheffield Ladies 2v1 London Bees
Bournemouth 1v1 Leicester
Chelsea 1v2 Man City
Reading 1v0 Norwich
Hereford 2v1 Hornchurch

Att: 2222



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throw TROJAN XIX out the league as he has commited the cardinal sin!!!!!!!!!

Hereford 3-1 Hornchurch (he didn't get the memo)

Not allowed under any circumstances. :boxing: 



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Put baby jago on his back as well. Come to think of it I blame baby jago's dad, he should join them. Jago out!!!!



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Marshland Mardlers

Sheffield Ladies 2-0 London Bees
Bournemouth 0-1 Leicester
Chelsea 3-1 Man City
Reading 2-0 Norwich
Hereford 0-1 Hornchurch
Att: 2017



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Yet Sir Cup of Teaalot is escaping opprobrium... I see what you did...


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Bournemouth 0 v 1 Leicester 
Chelsea 1 v 0 Man City
Reading 1 v 0 Norwich
Hereford 1 v 1 Hornchurch
Att: 2112

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Sheffield ladies 2-0 London bees, Bournemouth 1-2 Leicester, Chelsea 2-2 man city, reading 1-0 Norwich, Hereford 2-2 hornchurch att 2100

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1961. Thanks for your well intentioned but actually rather poisonous intervention. I'm afraid Baby Jago is out of control and my sound fatherly advice tends to be met with sullenness and defiance. Looking at your example with UrchinY I reckon I've got 20 more years of that to put up with. And I value my life too much to throw out Luke. CupppaT is just desperate. Just look at his bleating further up the thread.

Still, they will be hollow and sordid victories should they come to pass.

See you all in Hereford. And someone give Wivvers a nudge.
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