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Racism and it's consistency

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[color:"red"] I knew a Welshman who kept Mountain Goats and Sheep !! [color:"black"]

 

 

 

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Uncle Urchin said:
he he...nice one Mal.....and take it easy with our man on the other side of the pond....he's been there three years now....

just long enough to lose his sense of irony like the rest of those yankee rednecks.... <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

oooppps...sorry....was that racist....

'ere...there's a thought...is it racist to call a racist a racist....especially if he's a an asian or african gentleman...(or Irish.. <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />)..

or....how about....

''get that fckin thievin albanian pikie out of my garden officer...he's gonna break in....''

''ello ello ello...whats this then....come along with me sir...you've just commited a criminal act of prejudiced discrimination in breach of the human rights act 1999 and the race discrimination act 1964''

''but officer...he's breaking through my back door...you can fckin see 'im doing it''

now now sir...do come along quietly...he's got his human rights and you can't discriminate against him just because he's an albanian asylum seeker''

but he's now burgling my house officer''

''well we don't know that do we sir...there is a for sale sign in the garden...he's probably just looking around...do come along now sir or else I'll have to call up the swat teams''

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sadly all to true....




[color:"blue"] He-he-he ! TRUE STORY, UNC !

In the Press a few weeks ago.

A guy rings plod to tell 'em a bloke is trying to break into his garden shed !

PLOD :- "Right Sir. I'm sorry but we don't have anyone in your area at the moment. As soon as we do, we'll send someone round !"

Man waits for 15 minutes, then phones plod again.

MAN:- "Hallo ? Remember me ? I'm the man who phoned to say there's a bloke trying to break into my garden shed. Well - Don't worry about it, coz I just shot 'im !!"

Within 5 minutes, a S.W.A.T. team arrives, hammering on the guy's door and a plod heliowhohopter is circling overhead, searchlight scanning his garden.

PLOD:- "We hear you've just shot someone !!"

MAN:- "I thought you said you had no-one in the area ??"

Is this what they call a rapid response unit ?? [color:"black"]

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