Not too sure about Hooky as a name (too much like Hooker for my liking!) but enjoyed the pre-match entertainment. Having a joke with the crowd and trying to liven them up before the match (especially those OAP's on the half-way line
) is a great idea.
Where was Hooky at half-time? Presumably downing his favourite ale in true pirate fashion in the Club House?
More seriously - how about wondering around the terraces during the match and trying to get the fans going? Or is that not permitted by the Club for reasons of crowd safety or something?