Apparently, players can enter this game themselves [as a "sprite"] but these "Gaming Sprites" never formally identify themselves to the "virtual inhabitants".
Doesn't take a massive leap of David Icke's imagination to identify the ruling/hegemonic people of this planet [say, Royal Families, Murdochs etc] as the "Gaming Sprites" in this Great Game of Life.
I've identified some more of these "Gaming Sprites"....
Jimmy Hill: No one would purposely design a sprite that far-fetched.
Delia Smith: In HER reality she is a bored housewife who thinks that she can teach the Virtual World the art of fine cooking. In OUR reality, she is a bored housewife who thinks that she can teach the Real World the art of cooking.
Paul Daniels: The man is just plain evil. Obvious really!
K.C and the Sunshine Band: A musical outlet for all aspiring "Gaming Sprites". Would only exist in a Virtual Reality world. Ditto Peters and Lee.
Stan Boardman: A "Gaming Sprite" who, in HIS Reality, is an aspiring comedian who would like to experience the joys of being a successful and much-loved comedian. Hasn't quite mastered the Game yet!
Jordan: In HER Reality she is a bored pubescent teenager who wonders what it's like to be [****][****].
Phil Redmond: Anally-retentative Gaming Sprite, unsatisfied with the dimensions of the Virtual World, decided to confuse matters by creating imaginary worlds in the Virtual World.
Wacko Jacko: The Game has gone horribly wrong for this Player. Expect to see the sudden withdrawal of this Sprite when things get sticky.
Lulu: Unimaginative player, First Class. In HER Reality, she is still singing in front of the mirror with her hairbrush. In OUR Reality, we cant see the hairbrush.
Ozzy Osbourne's Dog: Player is a 6 year old kid from Cannock who harbours fantasies of [***!!***] on his parents' carpet.
George Bush: New to computer technology. Hopes to reach Level 2 within the next 10 years.
Anyone identified any others? <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />