I have been reading a book called:
"The Geezers guide to football"
A lifetime of Lads, lagers and labels.
Brilliant book from a Watford geezer Dougie Brimson and he starts by telling you that there are hardly any geezers on the tv.
He tells you to forget Badiel and Skinner and the Oasis boys who are in his words "If you think Oasis and geezers even belong in the same sentance you should be shot"
He says how can you take Men Behaving Badly as true geezers when one can only get a bird by grovelling and the other by letting her rule the roost.
He says on Tv (when this was written) there are only 3 geezers Johnny Vaughan from Ch4 breakfast show, Danny Baker and Chris Evans.
He calls Clarkson and Gazza both Twats.
He then talks about his hatred for Luton and how to become a geezer. No geezer worth his salt would ever take a woman to football.
One of his better chants in here was:
(Tune of Que sera sera by the Watford Geezers)
When I was just a little boy
I asked my mummy what shall I be?
Should I be Watford or Lut*n T*wn?
Heres what she said to me
Wash your mouth out son
and go get your fathers gun
and shoot some Lut*n scum
Shoot some Lut*n scum
He then talks going getting p1ssed going to away games and rucks.
Even if you are not a geezer, I ain't I know, still a very good book.