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offline Willow Street Ender

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The village idiot gets married. Goes on honeymoon - nothing happens. After living with his new bride for another month, still no action. In desperation the wife, still virgin intactus pleads "don't you fancy me don't you want sex?" The village idiot replies "My mum told me you've got teeth up there". The wife strips off, lays on the bed with legs akimbo and says "Look no teeth up there" Village idiot replies, "No wonder, look at the state of your gums!"

offline matthew oliver

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now i have to rate you for that one!!!!

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