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offline Willow Street Ender

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The harems of Egypt are fair to behold
Their harlots as fair as can be
The greatest of these was owned by a sleaze
called Abdul the Bul Bul Emir

a travelling brothel was brought into town
by a Russian who came from afar
the name of this great benefactor to man
was Ivan Skivinski Skavaar

Abdul drew near a ***** on each arm
his balls hanging low with desire
he bet a gold mummy that he could outw**k
that Ivan Skivinski Skavaar

they stood on the track their tools hanging slack
when the starter's gun rent the air
they were quick to the rise to the greatest surprise
of the virgin whose end was so near

all bushes were shorn no skins were worn
old Abdul he flapped like a tart
he hadn't a hope against the long steady stroke
of Ivan Skivinski Skavaar

Ivan had won and was cleaning his gun
when he bent down to polish his pair
He felt a sharp root up his back passage shoot
it was Abdul the Bul Bul Emir

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